I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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TheBuddha ago
o/
I'll not waste your time. I'm just saying hello. No need to respond.
PuttItOut ago
Hi Buddha.
TheBuddha ago
Hope you're having as much fun as you can and I hope don't fall for my imposter(s).
Don't ban 'em on my behalf, however. I kinda like the flattery! They amuse me.
As for Voat, I am just not really in the mood to write a novella. Pretty much every one of the smart people have now left and the only people that remain are those that add negative value. The mentally ill and mentally handicapped now far outnumber the sane and not retarded. I'm pretty sure it's too far gone to attract users of any value.
Meh... We still have a guitar thread, so there's that. Stay safe, Putt. Stay safe.
PuttitoutIsGone ago
On the subject of your guitar playing....same as your posting style. Contrived. Forced. You hit the right chords but there is no substance. No soul. I believe that is why you play the type of music you do. Hard rock/metal isn't just noise. It rips your chest open and grabs your heart. Your playing mimics the noise but that is it. To me it sounds like a copy of a copy. Diluted.
But I do appreciate the effort.
TheBuddha ago
Once again, you demonstrate your erroneous belief that you are qualified to make statements of fact.
It's pretty easy to fix this.
Think better, not more.
PuttitoutIsGone ago
I was just stating my opinion. You know, saying what I believe. I don't know why that bothers you so much. Once again your intelligence is in question. A smart man would know there is value in other people's opinions and not act like theirs is all that matters.
edit: You were an only child.
TheBuddha ago
Your opinion is unqualified and about as valid as your opinion on rocket science. Why you insist on doubling down on it is something you may wish to examine.
And, once again, you're wrong - again. I have siblings.
I bet you don't learn anything from this exchange. I bet you still keep 'thinking' that you're correct, that you understand, or that you're even capable of having valid views. You're not. Worse, you're not smart enough to understand that you're not.
I'm just gonna put you on ignore. The odds of you saying something smart are so small that it's not worth my time. Enjoy your life.
PuttitoutIsGone ago
LOL...what a loser.