I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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Tallest_Skil ago
You’re not funny. Explain what has happened to the site.
we_kill_creativity ago
What crises is the site currently in that you're so bothered about?
I'm not saying there's nothing odd, but Voat's been odd since I first joined, which was just about at the beginning, so, oddly enough, odd is normal for Voat. In other words...aside from some shills and bots I've thought things have been pretty tame for the last month or so.
Tallest_Skil ago
There’s more. This is off the top of my head.
we_kill_creativity ago
Yes, I'm aware of all of that, but it apparently doesn't alarm me as much as you. Like I said, it's all been odd from the beginning, so none of that makes my alarms bells go a ringy-dingy-dingy. Just like I have no idea what "Q" actually is, I have no idea what Voat actually is, just like I have no idea what most things on the internet really are. I'm not sitting here trembling because of it either.
You know what stands out to me the most? The fact that Voat has just been sitting here while more and more of the internet becomes more like here and yet there's been no major media campaign against here. I'm more intrigued by that than anything you listed.
I browse by hot and new and all>new everyday. There are some things that you listed that I find merely annoying, but I find Voat to be, for the most part, functioning just fine. I find the experience and the discussions and interactions I have here to be mostly intelligent and fulfilling. In other words, I don't see the site as the dumpster fire that you apparently do.
I would like to know more about the things you listed and ultimately see them get fixed, but that also how I am about almost everything.
Tallest_Skil ago
Then kill yourself. What good are you to anyone, least of all your race?
Literally the exact opposite is happening. You’re clinically insane.
we_kill_creativity ago
You have a very odd mindset and I'm starting to feel bad for you. Have a great day kid!
VicariousJambi ago
Have you never talked to tallest_skil before? lmao
Try asking him what hes ever done, how many jews hes taken out himself. He comes up with decent insults every once in a while, even.
Tallest_Skil ago
Fun fact, coward who can’t even reply to me directly: your illiteracy only makes your inability to disprove what I say that much more embarrassing.
VicariousJambi ago
Dude I've talk to you plenty of times before lmao, dont feel like getting into it when I know it'll just devolve into you telling me to kill myself.
I mean all you ever do is hate hate hate hate
kinda like the jews
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Tallest_Skil ago
Hmm.
VicariousJambi ago
10/10 pilpul rabbi
Tallest_Skil ago
Explain why hate is bad.
VicariousJambi ago
ahh, good ole voat, the classic "no im not a jew, you're a jew!" fight.
And I was more referring to constantly being focused on hate all the time, which is all I've ever really ever see coming out of your account. Although I haven't been on here as much lately.
Got anything positive to say?
Tallest_Skil ago
Explain. Why. We. Shouldn’t. Hate.
VicariousJambi ago
Oh, thought I did, my apologies. Constantly being focused on negative things like fear, anger and hate is basically just letting the jews live rent free in your head. I mean look what they promote, fear, anger, hate, degeneracy. The more you think about jews the more you think about that shit by proxy. I for one don't want to be like a jew that focused on the negative aspects of life all the time.
You already know they're evil and control everything, so focus on positive things in life. Love, family, God, hobbies, beauty. jews do not deserve an extra second of though in your head. Why waste extra thoughts or energy on them, they dont deserve it.
But I'm sure this is going to spun into something like "you're saying dont hate jews" or "you're trying to get people to ignore the problem" which completely misses the point
Tallest_Skil ago
Hate is your soul’s immune system. And, by extension, your nation’s.
You don’t seem to get it. When you recognize that it has all gone wrong, you are hated for it. People don’t just hate you–they wish death and violence upon you and upon everything that you love and hold dear. The façade of “tolerance” and “acceptance” goes right out the window when you don’t want your entire identity defined by your sexual fetishes. When you want to be successful and make something of yourself without excuses or handouts. When you would prefer your nation keep to itself and other nations do the same. When you object to the fruits of your labor being stolen from you, and the fruits of your loins brainwashed against you. By God, they will hate you. Should you ever want to see the fruits of your labor–to truly own what you have wrought with all of that blood and sweat–they will want to see it taken from you. That’s the most sickening thing of all. For all the noise–all the screaming and whining and yelling they do–it is only to appeal to someone stronger than they, and stronger than you, to do their dirty work. Because their cowardice knows no bounds, limits, or shame. You would pray to God for the strength to carry on, and they ridicule and spit at you for it while in the same breath praying to the State to come and smite you. Not with lightning, floods, plagues, but with guns, tanks, and drones.
So I ask you, is it wrong to hate them? I would say that it is not wrong to hate someone who would seek to silence everything you say, to discredit everything you do, and destroy everything you create. Why humor them as “equals” at all? The answer is simple: We must be better. We must be the shining example. Where they seek to tear everything down, we must be the builders, the creators. You must be that shining light on the hill, that übermensch–not the biting, spitting child they wish you to be. We must all be better if we are to right what has gone wrong. To rend this new dark age asunder from the perverts and liars that would corrupt all that is good in the world. There are no supernatural heroes to discover and thwart the conspiracies of those who govern us, our society, and our money. We’re only normal people, stuck in a horrible world, and told every day that we have no power to fix things. There are no nuanced villains who toe the line between good and evil, some of whom think they’re heroes and are poised to fix the world. There are only knowingly, willfully evil, greedy jews and their non-jewish puppets.
There is no cutting-edge technology–nanomachines, cybernetics, and the like. Technology is mostly stagnant now, only progressing when a jew and his friends stand to make money from it. All modern technologies are derived from broad scientific ideas which were first laid down 60 years ago, or in the 1960s at the latest. That goes for all fields, but let’s talk about spaceflight specifically. What have we seen since Werner Von Braun designed the Rocketdyne F1? No real advancement to rocketry. Oh, we have made plenty of new engines since then, but they’re all weaker. Moreover, we’ve seen no new types of rocket engine. Modern rockets operate under the same principle as the ones which took us to the Moon 50 years ago, just with different fuel mixtures. Certainly there have been hundreds of proposals and studies for innovative rocket engines and even more exotic types of propulsion through space. Why have none come to fruition physically? Multicultural societies don’t advance technologically. When everyone “hunkers down,” refusing to engage socially or work to improve the community, we see technological stagnation. After all, in a multicultural society, there is little reason to expend energy for the sake of others, because those others aren’t your kind. When everyone around you is of another race–another species–your subconscious brain knows that it is dangerous to the survival of your species for you to waste energy on others when it should be directed toward your own children. There’s no guarantee that a society made up of people other than yourself will want your children to survive, so your brain tells you that it’s counterproductive to support anyone but your closest relatives. Everyone else follows suit. No trust in society means no cooperation. No cooperation means no advancement.
Jews run society, but they aren’t interested in advancing the state of humanity. With every step forward comes the uncertainty that their power may collapse–that people may gain independence from them and control of themselves again. That’s not a unique psychological affectation, just a strong one. This is why the Internet was such a global upheaval and why jews have fought so long and so hard to control it. They’ve used everything from social engineering (to herd people like cattle into just a handful of websites, which they control) to draconian censorship laws (to govern what you can and can’t say online) to outright blocking or deleting entire websites (so that information which questions their power can’t be distributed). Why? Because the Internet was a step forward. It allows communication and the spread of ideas faster than the plans and control system of those in power. It was real progress, and as such it had to be stopped. The Internet has also reminded them of the necessity of controlling all speech. Without censorship of new ideas, progress is no longer stifled. Without total narrative control, their power slips and they may find themselves with their white enemies at their gates.
Instead of progress, they give us stagnation. The same thing, over and over, packaged in a new box so that it feels fresh to the masses who eat it all up. Derivative technologies. No breakthroughs. No leaps forward. No advancements. No extensions to lifespan. Meanwhile, they use government-sponsored monopolies to crush their competition. They use the body politic to stifle anyone who would willingly lose money on a venture for no more reward than the hope of spreading messages or spurring humanity along a bit. If the world remains like this, we will never see a cure to stop human aging or a meaningful extension to lifespan. We’ll never see human colonies on other planets. We’ll never solve the energy crisis by using fission and fusion nuclear power. We’ll never mine asteroids to save us from the scarcity of rare metals used in industry and technology. We will, however, soon see “full dive” virtual reality computer systems. They’re already spreading Hollywood propaganda in favor of this. Why? Because our reality is so terrible that people are screaming for any “escape” they can get. And since jews refuse to allow anyone to slaughter them and obtain true freedom, they offer prepackaged “freedom” in the form of a hedonistic virtual world where “you can do anything”… Anything which they allow, that is. Jews mandate that every step of society’s changes must be legislated and controlled–socially–to make it a hole from which it is impossible to escape. This is how our species dies. Jews to the core, rotting from within. Destroyed by the virus that controls us, infecting every aspect of our lives and keeping us in our little cages so it can leech from us until we wither and die for the nourishment of this parasitic life form we know as jews.
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alele-opathic ago
Another classic.
Absolutely true. Some of us (myself included) are trying to do something about this (I know there are others from the first big submission I made here), but, since the infrastructure for research is gone, you have to bootstrap it yourself. This means you need a job that pays well enough to give you cash for testing equipment on the side without working you too hard that you don't have time to use it. In many cases, if you have a family, this becomes impossible, which is why most of us (myself included, as with every other individual who pushed science forward) was a bachelor.
Not going to call myself a genius, but genius is a funny thing; it doesn't reproduce genetically since every genius, no exceptions, is a genetic dead end. Anyway, just musing on things.
This isn't why - (((they))) began putting the brakes on around the turn of the last century, beginning, as close as I can tell, with Maxwell. We then began moving from experiment physics to theoretical physics, and, once the old experiment physicists died off, we finally had no new technology. Financial assistance for experimental physics died in the 1920s-ish (I'm having trouble pinning an exact date here), and the last 'free research' lab was Bell Laboratories, which stopped their program mid 1930s.
Obviously adding additional ethnicities beyond the jews we already had didn't make anything easier.
This is only one of the factors stifling technological progress - the biggest ones are turning up the screws on the economic rat-race + elimination of financial assistance/stipends/etc that experimental researchers relied on + eliminating entirely the framework of experimental research.
This post was a joy to read.
VicariousJambi ago
This is exactly why I added the last bit, misses the point.
Tallest_Skil ago
Okay, bye. You tried, you failed.
VicariousJambi ago
Ok, see ya around. I'm sure in another year you'll still be here saying the same old things like you have for the past 5. I'll know where to find you if I need to be called a retard or something.
Happy trails!
BearDolphin1488 ago
You're the loser fsggot and it's so obvious to anyone reading
Tallest_Skil ago
Spectacular job. You’re the reason I keep being right, you know.
VicariousJambi ago
See, I could insult back or keep this up for longer, but since I know you want the last word you can just take it. I know you're amazing at bait so I'm just saying this is the last time for right now, swearsies.
Please at least make the last insult a funny one!
Tallest_Skill ago
my foreskin is itchy. Which is kind of weird as it is in a jar in the basement.
BoomerHater1488er ago
I will have the last word of this exchange.