I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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blumen4alles ago
Nice logo change.
Putt we have a few domains to ban please. We are being drowned in spam. Now I said that I will go read what you wrote :)
I hope this isn't the FEDS playing an April Fools joke. Great to hear from you!
Lamp_shade ago
Yeah this. Ban the qtards and i might believe that this is someone other than agent shekelstein from the fbi.
twistedmac11 ago
That would go against Voat's premise of free speech. If we go around banning people we don't agree with or like, we all become like crensch. Dont become like crensch. Try to get the qtards to wake up so they can put all that energy towards something worthwhile.
Lamp_shade ago
Free speech is fine. Free spam is not. There is a difference, even if youre too stupid to realize it.
twistedmac11 ago
Spam isn't just a catch-all term for anything you don't agree with. An example of spam would be the random sleeper accounts making link posts for allforfunlife.com. That's spam. Most of what the qtards post isn't literal spam, you just don't agree with it. So, again, we can't just go around banning what we don't agree with. That's a slippery slope.
DanijelStark ago
"Oy vey , were not kikes at all - shut this subverse down , Putt ! "
The hypocrisy is strong within those who pretend like they "own" the VOAT - and if theyre not kikebots themselves , then theyre definitely behaving the same .
People can agree or disagree ... but calling to shut down what some faggots here dont like is a typical kikery . Why not simply block and not comment anymore on such subverses that people do not like ? Why the need to comment on them ? There is only one obvious reason ...