I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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BrennKommando ago
Cryptic.. Good seeing you back, but can we address the elephant in the room? What's the status of Voat staying around? I imagine you have seen some of the posts speculating what's going on.
kestrel9 ago
https://www.poopoopaper.com/en/
@puttitout
Inaminit ago
They didn't have to use it twice...
MPreg ago
Putt is a mason. As evidenced by the "builder" rant. Expect chaotic evil from putt.
anoncastillo ago
Aren't the masons lawful evil? I thought it was the kike pedo bankers who were chaotic evil.
Tallest_Skil ago
How’d you miss me posting this over and over?
anoncastillo ago
So the current political situation is just Jews dicking each other over to decide which group of Jews gets to rape our kids?
No wonder you're so blackpilled.
Tallest_Skil ago
The history of the world is jews dicking each other, forcing the goyim to pick a side, and then claiming they were oppressed after the goyim kill each other over someone else’s complaint. Purim. Passover. The bolshevik/zionist false dichotomy of the early 20th century. Over and over and over.
Truth has nothing to do with emotion. I’m depressed because of the truth of the world. The truths themselves are dispassionate. And you know I’m right.
anoncastillo ago
DEVON STACK IS JEWISH???? Say it ain't so! I mean, I already knew Spencer was a kike puppet, Mike Enoch married a kike, Daily Stormer lets kikes write for them, etc. but I wanted to think there was at least one fucking person in the alt-right sphere who wasn't a kike or kike puppet. :(
alele-opathic ago
I missed it, and your posts + a couple other users are basically my front page for Voat (typing in just 'vo' into my browser takes takes me straight to you/ chirogone's / tsilent's comment pages).
I actually needed this as I haven't been able to make a solid link myself, I only have one site that claims they are functionally the same from the standpoint of Christian beliefs, but I was looking for something more substantial.
TerribleTrannyBreath ago
Masons are just joo pedo puppets
But you might be right about the dnd or whatever classification