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Dnomen ago

The solution to hiccups is this:

Draw in as much breath as possible, hold it for a count of 5, then swallow.

Draw in any more breath that you possibly can, count to 5, then swallow.

Unless you feel lightheaded, do this a third time.

You are putting pressure on your vagus nerves which interferes with whatever is causing the hiccups. It works.

The_Ghost ago

Or just drink some water.

King_Leopold_II ago

Or gas the jews.

Hebrew-Virus ago

So are you implying that jews are the cause of hiccups?

King_Leopold_II ago

Have we tried gassing jews to cure hiccups? It could be the final solution to hiccups.

libman ago

"Gas the Jews" is in fact a fart joke. Anyone who tells you otherwise is ignorant or trolling.

Hebrew-Virus ago

But hiccups provide much valued diversity....

King_Leopold_II ago

Diversity is bullsiht.

WeekendBaker ago

Atleast bullshit grows crops.