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Dnomen ago

The solution to hiccups is this:

Draw in as much breath as possible, hold it for a count of 5, then swallow.

Draw in any more breath that you possibly can, count to 5, then swallow.

Unless you feel lightheaded, do this a third time.

You are putting pressure on your vagus nerves which interferes with whatever is causing the hiccups. It works.

The_Ghost ago

Or just drink some water.

King_Leopold_II ago

Or gas the jews.

Goooooold ago

or both

canadaforever ago

Awful thing to say

King_Leopold_II ago

Why us that?

wokeasfook ago

😂😂 that cracked me up.

NosebergShekelman ago

Reeeeeeeeeee

Iran is your enemy, goy! Shaloms™✡️

libman ago

So much online video of Iran aggressing against my friends...

No, wait, that's Antifa!

NosebergShekelman ago

Please don't say anything bad about Antifa because that would be anti-semitic and you don't want me to have to report you to ADL and New Zealand Cyber Police. Shaloms™✡️ and free Jeffrey Epstein!

King_Leopold_II ago

No no no. No more bank installations for you. Back in the oven you go.

NosebergShekelman ago

Why do you goys keep thinking that my people are cookies? Oy gevalt!

King_Leopold_II ago

https://files.catbox.moe/jt4su7.jpg

I've ordered 6 gorillion.

Vampyregod ago

Thats a twitter ban

libman ago

Fuck Twitter!

It's like getting "banned" from AIDS!

King_Leopold_II ago

Never used shitter. Guess I never will get that opportunity. :(

Hebrew-Virus ago

So are you implying that jews are the cause of hiccups?

sirRantsalot ago

Jews is da cause of my indigestion.

libman ago

Eat nothing but raw cucumbers for a while. That unfucks most human health problems: acidity, dehydration, inflammation, hypertension (sodium-potassium balance), kidney stress, etc.

Just make sure they're not pickled. Pickles are a Jewish conspiracy to screw up our health!

sirRantsalot ago

Okay!

SparklingWiggle ago

Don't eat them, insert them rectally.

cosMICjester ago

Horizontally rectally

libman ago

Ewwww! I can't unthink that! You nasty faggots destroy everything!

Aryans / Europeans have been enjoying and healing with cucumbers for over 4000 years!

They didn't need a "do not stick this up your ass" warning label!

Only modern people could be so fucking stupid!

Shotinthedark ago

Can you provide proof that they aren't?

Hebrew-Virus ago

No, but why take a chance? Gas the jews!

Shotinthedark ago

Gas is getting expensive.

King_Leopold_II ago

Have we tried gassing jews to cure hiccups? It could be the final solution to hiccups.

libman ago

"Gas the Jews" is in fact a fart joke. Anyone who tells you otherwise is ignorant or trolling.

Hebrew-Virus ago

But hiccups provide much valued diversity....

King_Leopold_II ago

Diversity is bullsiht.

WeekendBaker ago

Atleast bullshit grows crops.