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TheBuddha ago

Gasoline, match, and a picture of your middle finger, putt.

It's the only way to be sure!

kneo24 ago

And a parade too, right?

TheBuddha ago

Tomorrow, I drive in a parade!

kneo24 ago

Nice. Is it in your honor?

TheBuddha ago

No. It's for the dead. I'm still living. I get a parade on Vet's Day.

I got the missus a giant luxury truck, so that will be given some decorations and then I'll fill the back with bags of candy (a social club has already put them together for me) and have the hoodlums ride in back so they can throw candy at the crowds.

Hand_of_Node ago

Uh, oh. Shill for Big Dentistry right here.

TheBuddha ago

Amusingly, I don't actually eat much candy. I kinda like my teeth.