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TheBuddha ago

But... I fear change!

neogag ago

Meme phrases like "fear of change" completely bypass what the change actually consists of. "Change" must be the most abused word ever in this kind of context.

TheBuddha ago

Lurk more, newfag.

neogag ago

You sound just like the famous hacker 4chan. I'm sure nobody can tell you're wearing dad jeans.

TheBuddha ago

Worse...

I'm already dressed in my stage clothing.

neogag ago

Break a leg (literally) (but not really) (good luck).

TheBuddha ago

LOL I already have a smashed femur.

neogag ago

I had no idea. How'd that happen? In any case, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

TheBuddha ago

LOL I am not sure how you could have missed it. I poster tons of pics, including me in the hospital. (I'm not the least bit worried about being doxxed.)

In October, the 20th to be exact, I was involved in a spectacular car wreck. Note, I do not call it an accident. It was the only possible outcome.

I was a passenger, egging the drunk driver on. The police report says we left the travel lane at speeds exceeding 120 mph. We went through a telephone pole, some trees, some more trees, and then we smashed into a big tree and a giant rock. The car was torn to shreds and in three distinct pieces. As in, completely torn off.

We left a debris field that looked like a plane crash.

It looks like a car that's gone through a crusher, to be quite frank.

It was a nice car. It was a Mustang GT350. It had racing harnesses and a built in roll cage.

That's why I'm alive.

I broke a bunch of bones, but the most serious was my femur. It broke right at the head, where it turns into the ball. I broke some ribs, a heel, and was bruised over 80% of my body.

Truth be told, it was a pretty damned good day, until we left the ground. It was still not bad, until we went through the telephone pole.

Would you like to see?

It'll be a 12 to 18 month recovery.

neogag ago

I am not sure how you could have missed it

I only ever browse the front page and our paths almost never cross. I don't know very much about you other than I probably disagree with you on most things.

story

That's crazy. Drunk driving is retarded, as is being egging on a drunk driver from the passenger's seat.

Would you like to see?

Why not.

It'll be a 12 to 18 month recovery.

Despite the immense stupidity that led to this accident, I wish you a speedy recovery and at the risk of sounding significantly older than you, I hope you learned a lesson.

TheBuddha ago

I'm the first to admit I make bad decisions. It's what I do.

https://imgoat.com/uploads/8a2fc6ed39/191320.jpg

neogag ago

Ouch.

TheBuddha ago

Oh yeah. It's painful. They give me a ton of drugs.

The bill is well over a million dollars now. I don't give a shit. The car was well insured, as it used to be a nice car. I'm also not worried if it exceeds the insurance. I've got a few bucks.

I get the best care available. We even flew in a surgeon. My many guests and I ate things like lobster at the hospital. I had a private ward until like the last two days.

It sucks, but I do my PT. I'm healing rapidly. They'll be teaching me new gait mechanics.

It's a small price to pay for the many bad decisions I've made. I don't really let it bother me. I sure as hell won't let it defeat me.

For a while, it was touch and go as to if I'd walk again. Last night, I stood on stage for 2.5 hours and entertained over 1,000 people. I'm not going to let a smashed femur stop me.

neogag ago

story

I see.

determination

Good. Best of luck!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Pfff... Let him heal the first broken leg first.