I have uh, proof, that's uh, mathematically certain there's no god. Even though I, uh, don't have proof that there's no god because that's your, uh, burden of proof.

It all started when I, uh, imagined a triangle, and imagined a sphere. This isn't stupid philosophy guys I was actually imagining it. Anyway, when I put two and two together, I realized there was no god.

How 'bout you guys? What's your best proof of atheism? Anything better than triangle on sphere?