Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Crensh. I'm an, uh, atheist. (Theology)

submitted ago by Crensh

I have uh, proof, that's uh, mathematically certain there's no god. Even though I, uh, don't have proof that there's no god because that's your, uh, burden of proof.

It all started when I, uh, imagined a triangle, and imagined a sphere. This isn't stupid philosophy guys I was actually imagining it. Anyway, when I put two and two together, I realized there was no god.

How 'bout you guys? What's your best proof of atheism? Anything better than triangle on sphere?

WhiteRonin ago

But your triangle in a sphere was, uh, actualky, uh, a pyramid so your proof, uh, proved that aliens and therefore that postulates, uh, genetic manipulation abilities and thus, uh, hmmmmm, technically a creator.

But your triangle in a sohere, does, uh, prove the high possivilities, that, shall we say, God gives a shit about, uh, being called an "alien" or not, and, uh, possibly rather enjoys the, hmmm, what do you call it, notoriety, umm, yeah that's it, notoriety.

Just thinking out loud ...

Crensh ago

In, uh, indubitably my good man.

WhiteRonin ago

Well, thank you kind gent!