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Battlefat ago

Roger Moore was the man and the inventor of tactical foreplay. He carried a little bitch pistol and just banged his way out of trouble. Simpler times in 007ville then, clammy

clamhurt_legbeard ago

dude live the dream

bang your way out of trouble in your daily life

Battlefat ago

You know what...you’re right. I’m gonna go start some shit

clamhurt_legbeard ago

be sure to take your womans gun

lol

those things are so fun

Battlefat ago

Tactical crotch carry > Kydex

Battlefat ago

And with that, Michelle Obama has a plausible alibi — tactical “dong”

Nadeshda ago

She needs a more secure holster then...

Battlefat ago

“Sticks to the leg” is a concealment feature

Nadeshda ago

Aaaaaargh, that’s just a nasty visual...

Battlefat ago

But, alas, a certainty, for those with junk

Nadeshda ago

I was talking about @michelleobamaspenis

Battlefat ago

Now that is the stuff of nightmares