Lol, wtf? I never saw that coming. I thought Kat was way too smart to be with that junkie. And I thought gg and beatles were living together in the south, while Kat is on the west coast? Something smells fishy.
Seems like you get more bang for your buck with a trebuchet or catapult. I just got my trillion dollars idea! I'll join the military industrial complex and sell my prototype that works acceptably to the u.s. military for 50 million. But all the subsequent models will be catastrophically flawed and I can charge the gubmint billions of dollars in additional research and development for a product that performed flawlessly at first but then developed "issues". I can't miss! Except my product will miss every time.
yeah. webcomic/forum adventure. the fanbase can be a little crazy, which turns people off of it. pretty fantastic story overall, with a few flaws, but still well better than most. betty crocker is an actual villain, killer clowns, dog with sunglasses doing teleport murders, tons of characters who nearly all die at least once, etc. spectacular amount of music, many of which are used in flash animations, including playable flashes. absolutely insane amount of content put out in a matter of seven years.
and the relevant bit is that when betty crocker took over the earth after the universe got reset, she made the insane clown posse guys dual presidents of america. and guy fieri was the high chancellor of interstellar war.
its definitely not for everyone, but its worth a read if you can be bothered. or watch the youtube series where a bunch of people got together and voice acted it. the authors previous works are also pretty entertaining.
also, this is part of a series doing some analysis of the story, in this case discussing the use of computer science in the worldbuilding of the story. im pretty sure its not spoilery, if that matters to you at all.
its balls to the walls crazy, but in a way that makes more and more sense as you study it. ive read the whole thing five times, as well as five times watching whats available of the lets read.
the author is quite the troll. anything in his works is only in there because he finds it hilarious.
this one time he saw a painting of a football player fighting a flaming horse on a mountaintop that he had to have. after some shenanigans, he now owns that very painting.
Am I the only one here that can see that these are all the same person? Does everyone know it we we are supposed to "watch" it like a LARP soap opera? I'm confused. But I am enjoying the soap opera.
Yeah....but you're one of them....and the game continues....
No im not. Your smart enough to figure out the scam that's being pulled, but not yet able to identify who is really involved. Keep watching and learning.
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forget-me-not ago
Lol, wtf? I never saw that coming. I thought Kat was way too smart to be with that junkie. And I thought gg and beatles were living together in the south, while Kat is on the west coast? Something smells fishy.
gabara ago
GG does lie a lot. But I warned Kat.
sirRantsalot ago
So does zyklon and every other motherfucker on our little social media site. It occurs to me I've even posted selfies, to my shame.
xenoPsychologist ago
wow. that is absolutely amazing. can we see your food next?
sirRantsalot ago
Post digestion?
xenoPsychologist ago
well, played. caught me off guard there.
sirRantsalot ago
As a xenopsychologist, can you tell me what motivates these guys?
xenoPsychologist ago
it is in my opinion that they wuz kangs, therefore they must riot and loot. best solution is lethal deportation.
sirRantsalot ago
Ah! Lethal deportation. I like it. Trebuchet?
xenoPsychologist ago
i prefer the ballista, but a trebuchet works just as well.
sirRantsalot ago
Seems like you get more bang for your buck with a trebuchet or catapult. I just got my trillion dollars idea! I'll join the military industrial complex and sell my prototype that works acceptably to the u.s. military for 50 million. But all the subsequent models will be catastrophically flawed and I can charge the gubmint billions of dollars in additional research and development for a product that performed flawlessly at first but then developed "issues". I can't miss! Except my product will miss every time.
xenoPsychologist ago
point the ballista at a sturdy wall. no more invasion, no more infinite breeding in our lands. they all splatter the same.
sirRantsalot ago
Seems like it would accelerate the spread of all the zeezes.
xenoPsychologist ago
well, thats what fire is for.
sirRantsalot ago
Hold on, taking notes.
xenoPsychologist ago
dont ruin all your good note-taking pens!
sirRantsalot ago
Well.....I write my notes on shitty toilet paper. So I don't really have any good pens.and zyklon has been chewing on them to where they don't work.
xenoPsychologist ago
what? everyone knows you dont chew before you screw! you wait until after!
sirRantsalot ago
He's notoriously ill-mannered.
xenoPsychologist ago
he is like some sort of juggalo. have you tried placating him with a bottle of faygo?
sirRantsalot ago
I don't believe I've ever seen a bottle of faygo. Wouldn't know where to get one.
xenoPsychologist ago
its just a soda. and not even a good quality one, at that.
sirRantsalot ago
Well then, they have an excellent if unprincipled marketing team.
xenoPsychologist ago
apparently they have a lot of flavors, though. but their creme soda is clear, which is weird.
sirRantsalot ago
The cream soda is the key. It isn't cream soda. It's intergalactic spaceship fuel.
xenoPsychologist ago
are juggalos aliens? that would explain a lot. and yet again bring homestuck a little bit closer to reality...
sirRantsalot ago
Homestuck?
xenoPsychologist ago
yeah. webcomic/forum adventure. the fanbase can be a little crazy, which turns people off of it. pretty fantastic story overall, with a few flaws, but still well better than most. betty crocker is an actual villain, killer clowns, dog with sunglasses doing teleport murders, tons of characters who nearly all die at least once, etc. spectacular amount of music, many of which are used in flash animations, including playable flashes. absolutely insane amount of content put out in a matter of seven years.
and the relevant bit is that when betty crocker took over the earth after the universe got reset, she made the insane clown posse guys dual presidents of america. and guy fieri was the high chancellor of interstellar war.
its definitely not for everyone, but its worth a read if you can be bothered. or watch the youtube series where a bunch of people got together and voice acted it. the authors previous works are also pretty entertaining.
also, this is part of a series doing some analysis of the story, in this case discussing the use of computer science in the worldbuilding of the story. im pretty sure its not spoilery, if that matters to you at all.
anyways, this comment thread really went places.
sirRantsalot ago
Sounds interesting! I'll check it out.
xenoPsychologist ago
its balls to the walls crazy, but in a way that makes more and more sense as you study it. ive read the whole thing five times, as well as five times watching whats available of the lets read.
sirRantsalot ago
Thanks for the recommendation! I like weird/funny stuff.
xenoPsychologist ago
the author is quite the troll. anything in his works is only in there because he finds it hilarious.
this one time he saw a painting of a football player fighting a flaming horse on a mountaintop that he had to have. after some shenanigans, he now owns that very painting.
forget-me-not ago
This whole thing is wacky! Warned Kat about beats?
gabara ago
Suggested it would be a bad idea, back when I mistakenly thought he was courting her.
forget-me-not ago
Apparently, here is how it might have gone down. https://voat.co/v/ProtectVoat/3318004/19588165
Really surprised about Kat. Hope she's okay.
m_1 ago
Am I the only one here that can see that these are all the same person? Does everyone know it we we are supposed to "watch" it like a LARP soap opera? I'm confused. But I am enjoying the soap opera.
Shizie ago
No, lots of people see that, but it's a big game to pretend they don't and play along with the fictional story.
m_1 ago
Yeah....but you're one of them....and the game continues....
Are you mad that they left you out of this episode?
Shizie ago
No im not. Your smart enough to figure out the scam that's being pulled, but not yet able to identify who is really involved. Keep watching and learning.
thewebofslime ago
You're*
m_1 ago
I saw your pics. Not bad.
Shizie ago
She's beautiful, but it's not me. Keep watching and learning buddy.
m_1 ago
Oh...you're @crensch. I got crenschfished.
Shizie ago
Wrong again!
m_1 ago
No. I think I got this one right.
Shizie ago
Yeah, ok.