If @kevdude and @crensch get any gayer for each other (SoapboxBanhammer)

submitted ago by heygeorge

I’m leaving Voat. You guys fucked up, and now crenschiepoo and various other autistic Sherlock Holmes wannabes (looking at you @theoldones) are busily shitting up the place with dramatic “gotcha!” posts.

You two should have cut out the middleman (@crayzie) and just sent each other dick pics directly.

You can cut the homoerotic tension with a [whatever is the gayest cutting instrument], you fucking faggots.

Now kith, and let @Dismember film you in 1990

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xenoPsychologist ago

the gayest cutting implement might just be glittery kid scissors with fake breasts on the handles.

heygeorge ago

glittery kid scissors with fake breasts on the handles.

Now that I think of it, and expounding on your concept, I think hey’d be scissors where the handles and balls and levers are erect and veiny. @truthdefender @peaceseeker I believe we have stumbled onto an unexpected Truth.

xenoPsychologist ago

i figured that scissors tend to... scissor. like lesbians.