ExpertShitposter ago

SBBH is a terrorist organization.

Inaminit ago

Because, post is missing Obligatory Fat Chick Pic

CameraCode ago

I'm torn because internet drama is gay as hell, but thinking everything looks like a penis is also gay as hell.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

only one testicle

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Med School, and I’ve been involved in numerous medicinal trials, and I have over 300 confirmed remissions. I am trained in retroperitoneal lymph node dissection and I’m the top surgeon in the entire US medical cadre. You are nothing to me but just another cancer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of doctors across the USA and your tumor markers is being tested right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your disease. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cure you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in surgery, but I have access to the entire arsenal of chemotherapy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my patient, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit cisplatin all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

drstrangegov ago

I have a question. My mother in law had colon cancer, but it spread to her lymph nodes. She had a lot of her colon removed but immediately after surgery 2 years or so ago pain started and hasn't stopped. She tried person therapy in Sedona at first (didn't work) then now is taking light chemotherapy. She's turned into this little skeletal whisp because of the fucking juice and constant enemas. My in laws are truly wonderful people, and have become my family because I was raised by wolves. What do, clammy?

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Not sure why you think I'll interact with you in a positive manner, given your previous behavior.

If you have cancer, get the recommended treatments. If you delay getting chemotherapy you gave the cancer more time to spread. No type of cancer becomes MORE treatable as it spreads.

drstrangegov ago

I don't. Mother in law does. Holding an internet grudge, really? Odds are you and I would really like each other in person. But okay. Thank you for the advice!

CameraCode ago

Shouldn't it be "you're fucking cured, kiddo" because you have such legendary healing prowess?

clamhurt_legbeard ago

you are the cancer

im wiping you off the face of my patient

NiggerRevolt ago

But you’ll still buy my book?

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

NiggerRevolt ago

Get better bait Faggot. Check out my hats tho!

MolochHunter ago

lol u goofballs

NiggerRevolt ago

Go away you GA Name Fag!

NeonRainbowSparkle ago

I can't wait until his book comes out! I'm hoping I can pre order!!!!

NiggerRevolt ago

Fucking LOL

NeonRainbowSparkle ago

Do you think he'll sign a copy for me if I suck him off again for free????

NiggerRevolt ago

As long as you rub his one testicle at the same time.

NeonRainbowSparkle ago

His dad usually handles that part!

NiggerRevolt ago

Hmmm, toss his salad then

NeonRainbowSparkle ago

Whatever it takes, I just love @NeonRevolt! He's so smart, and practically a gift to humanity!

NiggerRevolt ago

Well I am him baby.

NeonRainbowSparkle ago

So, about that book signing...... sounds like you're gonna say yes!

NiggerRevolt ago

Yes! Dad’s dentures ripped out my pubes. Had to put a stop to that. So you get my one and only nut.

ilikeskittles ago

LMAO