I went out on the porch and threw some leftovers at the chickens.
I then watched them eat and do their ritualistic dances, as chickens are wont to do. I listened carefully and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to be able to speak chicken.
The ladies have filthy, filthy mouths! Do you know what they were saying?
"Suck suck suck suck my cock. Suck my cock."
The investigation continues!
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WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
Have you ever fed them leftover chicken?
TheBuddha ago
Yup. They love it. They also love eggs.
zyklon_b ago
they are straight CANNIABLA
TheBuddha ago
That is true.
zyklon_b ago
they eat anything
TheBuddha ago
As near as I can tell, they even eat stuff that doesn't exist. They're always pecking and scratching at the ground - and then eating invisible bugs or something.
zyklon_b ago
possibly they can see stuff we cannot
TheBuddha ago
Possibly, or they're just stupid. They don't appear very bright.
zyklon_b ago
who knows maybe being stupid is what makes em successful I wonder if they is more human or chickens on earth?
TheBuddha ago
Dunno? The chickens you are familiar with aren't anything like the wild chickens they were bred from.
And, you have a license with a perfect driving record? I didn't picture that.
zyklon_b ago
yes perfect driving record.
lots of chickens is all I am saying
TheBuddha ago
LOL Nice. I'd have never pictured that.
Do you own a car?
zyklon_b ago
99 s10 broke in yard cause tire blew out n cannot afford to replace cause kids + xmas + florida
TheBuddha ago
The S10 is nice.
zyklon_b ago
not this one dude. is embarrassing and not reliable. instead of a truck helping me score pussy this one probably has opposite effect
TheBuddha ago
LOL Well, I suppose you'll have to save up and fix it.
zyklon_b ago
nope im already plottin put it for sale for a few hundred more than I paid like $1500 or maybr $1600 and when I sale it gonna keep flipping em until I get reliable truck.
TheBuddha ago
Nice. Trucks are a lot of fun. I miss plowing snow and sanding. I also miss the commanding view from the height.
Right now, I'm not really doing any driving. I miss driving.
zyklon_b ago
daughter concert in a few
TheBuddha ago
Bring a cell phone and record audio!
zyklon_b ago
I wish. I aint got a smart a phone and my Obama phone does not do pics or recordins
TheBuddha ago
Hmm... Well, maybe you can use your laptop?
zyklon_b ago
naw ima get a smart phone soon so I can take pics of game n fish n daughter.
TheBuddha ago
What happened to the phone you were using to visit/surf Voat? You used to surf on a cell phone. At least I'm pretty sure that's what you told me.
zyklon_b ago
got stolen by an employee while I was in nuthouse detoxing off meff back in september
TheBuddha ago
That's pretty shitty.
Do you have wifi at your house? I might have an older smartphone kicking around, but there's good odds that I've given them away or chucked them in the trash. They'd be in a part of my basement that I call my lab. It's a bitch, but I can check so long as you've got wireless.
zyklon_b ago
yeah got wifi. check it out or send the young'uns down there and see. thanks buddy
TheBuddha ago
They won't know where to look and they won't put stuff back after they moved it aside.
I'll be in the basement tomorrow. I have a small gym down there, so that's where I do much of my PT. I'll look around and let you know. It's not like I'm actually using them for anything.
zyklon_b ago
thatd be so very cool/ I had never caught a spoonbill before and today was 1st fish I caught. had to throw it back cause of game warden spooking me but I so wish id had a camera. besides getting the free delicious food one of my my goals was to finally get a spoonbill and am so happy. marked off the bucket list as us old geezers say
TheBuddha ago
Absolutely zero guarantees, but I'll look. I know that I had like three of them from a few years ago (they'll still be just fine for your needs), but I'm not actually sure if I gave them away or if I kept them. I dimly recall giving them to a young lady who wanted to learn more about electronics. I gave her some kids, a soldering iron, desoldering iron, wire, a bunch of parts, and things like that. I might have tossed the phones into the package along with a spare multimeter.
She's a young kid and her cord to her iPad broke. I figured I'd help her learn how to fix things.
zyklon_b ago
you are a good and kind friend and also a righteous fucking dude komrade!!
1990
TheBuddha ago
1990 - and I might have given 'em away, so don't get too excited!
zyklon_b ago
I just mixed a soma and 30mg roxi. traded the 3 catfish for a pill!!! dude it was pleasant and peaceful out on the river. they is these birds that dive under water and catch fish and I also caught on of them in nets today. I think they are called snake birds or snake necks cause of they long neck. imagine my shock when I go to pull up net from deep in ar river and some kinda duck/crane hybrid looking bird was in it!!!!!
TheBuddha ago
We have these fucking birds called "Loons" here.
They suck dick. They make noise all night long and I've had them steal my trout right off my hook and just as we were going to use the landing net on it.
Hmm... Have you seen my trout stream? (There are no loons on it!)
zyklon_b ago
I want to see the stream and have not seen it. I am getting back into nature more and more. when I started having moral problems bout killing animals it really got me out of the woods and rivers but am now remembering what I been missing!!!