I went out on the porch and threw some leftovers at the chickens.
I then watched them eat and do their ritualistic dances, as chickens are wont to do. I listened carefully and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to be able to speak chicken.
The ladies have filthy, filthy mouths! Do you know what they were saying?
"Suck suck suck suck my cock. Suck my cock."
The investigation continues!
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WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
Have you ever fed them leftover chicken?
TheBuddha ago
Yup. They love it. They also love eggs.
zyklon_b ago
they are straight CANNIABLA
TheBuddha ago
That is true.
zyklon_b ago
they eat anything
TheBuddha ago
As near as I can tell, they even eat stuff that doesn't exist. They're always pecking and scratching at the ground - and then eating invisible bugs or something.
zyklon_b ago
possibly they can see stuff we cannot
TheBuddha ago
Possibly, or they're just stupid. They don't appear very bright.
zyklon_b ago
who knows maybe being stupid is what makes em successful I wonder if they is more human or chickens on earth?
TheBuddha ago
Dunno? The chickens you are familiar with aren't anything like the wild chickens they were bred from.
And, you have a license with a perfect driving record? I didn't picture that.
zyklon_b ago
yes perfect driving record.
lots of chickens is all I am saying
TheBuddha ago
LOL Nice. I'd have never pictured that.
Do you own a car?
zyklon_b ago
99 s10 broke in yard cause tire blew out n cannot afford to replace cause kids + xmas + florida
TheBuddha ago
The S10 is nice.
zyklon_b ago
not this one dude. is embarrassing and not reliable. instead of a truck helping me score pussy this one probably has opposite effect
TheBuddha ago
LOL Well, I suppose you'll have to save up and fix it.
zyklon_b ago
nope im already plottin put it for sale for a few hundred more than I paid like $1500 or maybr $1600 and when I sale it gonna keep flipping em until I get reliable truck.
TheBuddha ago
Nice. Trucks are a lot of fun. I miss plowing snow and sanding. I also miss the commanding view from the height.
Right now, I'm not really doing any driving. I miss driving.
zyklon_b ago
road trip