I went out on the porch and threw some leftovers at the chickens.

I then watched them eat and do their ritualistic dances, as chickens are wont to do. I listened carefully and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to be able to speak chicken.

The ladies have filthy, filthy mouths! Do you know what they were saying?

"Suck suck suck suck my cock. Suck my cock."

The investigation continues!