I went out on the porch and threw some leftovers at the chickens.
I then watched them eat and do their ritualistic dances, as chickens are wont to do. I listened carefully and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to be able to speak chicken.
The ladies have filthy, filthy mouths! Do you know what they were saying?
"Suck suck suck suck my cock. Suck my cock."
The investigation continues!
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Artofchoke ago
You sweet pea, feeding those chickens. <3
How's your state? Getting ready for the holidays?
Back from Tennessee, 22 hours of driving. The coon is terrified and hostile, living in one of the drawers under my bed. :/
TheBuddha ago
Of course I feed the chickens! I'm not entirely a monster. I actually quite like my chickens. They're pet chickens and not for eating.
We're blanketed in snow. I've got a Dr. appointment later. I'll try to remember to take a camera, or make EH bring her camera.