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totes_magotes ago

Wait, I deserve some credit. For fuck's sake, I still have @TheBuddha's midgets up my ass.

TheBuddha ago

You deserve a medal!

anamazonslittle ago

Parade time?!

If not now, WHEN?

TheBuddha ago

I dunno. I haven't had a parade all week, not even for Vets Day.

It's terrible, really.

6double5321 ago

It's terrible that you haven't had a parade all week! You should have! We would all See, or else we would all be sorry.

TheBuddha ago

Maybe if I smash my other femur I can get another parade!

6double5321 ago

Bitches dig scars and all that jazz, what you did? Details are juicy.

TheBuddha ago

I'm in bed and on a tablet, so no real details.

I was in a rather spectacular automobile accident, as a passenger. We left a debris field like you see with plane crashes and the car was town into to larger chunks at about the middle of it, and there are a few other fairly large chunks. I was in the hospital for two weeks. I took lots of pictures. You can see them in my submission history.

I broke a femur and some ribs. I have hairline fractures in a number of other bones.

It will be a 12 to 18 month recovery process. I have a nurse here. They do 12 hour shifts. I have PT five days a week and that is also done here. Insurance should reimburse quite a bit of it. I'm pretty fucked up.

anamazonslittle ago

MFW I confuse Buddah with Gabara. I could swear it was Gabara in the hospital fora car accident.

TheBuddha ago

I suspect my hospital posts are on the second page of my submissions. I haven't submitted much lately 'cause I take a lot of drugs and some of them are for sleeping.