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I was in a rather spectacular automobile accident, as a passenger. We left a debris field like you see with plane crashes and the car was town into to larger chunks at about the middle of it, and there are a few other fairly large chunks. I was in the hospital for two weeks. I took lots of pictures. You can see them in my submission history.
I broke a femur and some ribs. I have hairline fractures in a number of other bones.
It will be a 12 to 18 month recovery process. I have a nurse here. They do 12 hour shifts. I have PT five days a week and that is also done here. Insurance should reimburse quite a bit of it. I'm pretty fucked up.
I suspect my hospital posts are on the second page of my submissions. I haven't submitted much lately 'cause I take a lot of drugs and some of them are for sleeping.
11/11=1, so whatever you do it should be in January. Or maybe on the first of the month. Or perhaps 1 = A meaning you have to wait until April, or even August.
Then again maybe that meant L/L since L is the 11th letter, as in L over L, as in LOL, in which case the joke was on everyone.
L also means 50 in Roman Numerals meaning 50/50, and that really opens up some possibilities.
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heygeorge ago
Yes
gabara ago
Thank you, Enlil!
TheBuddha ago
I should get a damned medal, never mind a badge!
(And a parade.)
zyklon_b ago
Indeed komrade indeed
6double5321 ago
You still squat like slav, komrade
totes_magotes ago
Wait, I deserve some credit. For fuck's sake, I still have @TheBuddha's midgets up my ass.
TheBuddha ago
You deserve a medal!
anamazonslittle ago
Parade time?!
If not now, WHEN?
totes_magotes ago
Gas the midgets, parade war now!
anamazonslittle ago
Gas the parade, midget war now!
totes_magotes ago
Holy fuck, that's waaaay better.
TheBuddha ago
I dunno. I haven't had a parade all week, not even for Vets Day.
It's terrible, really.
anamazonslittle ago
It's only Monday. There's still time.
TheBuddha ago
One day without a parade is a day without a parade.
See? Deep philosophy, right there.
6double5321 ago
It's terrible that you haven't had a parade all week! You should have! We would all See, or else we would all be sorry.
TheBuddha ago
Maybe if I smash my other femur I can get another parade!
6double5321 ago
Bitches dig scars and all that jazz, what you did? Details are juicy.
TheBuddha ago
I'm in bed and on a tablet, so no real details.
I was in a rather spectacular automobile accident, as a passenger. We left a debris field like you see with plane crashes and the car was town into to larger chunks at about the middle of it, and there are a few other fairly large chunks. I was in the hospital for two weeks. I took lots of pictures. You can see them in my submission history.
I broke a femur and some ribs. I have hairline fractures in a number of other bones.
It will be a 12 to 18 month recovery process. I have a nurse here. They do 12 hour shifts. I have PT five days a week and that is also done here. Insurance should reimburse quite a bit of it. I'm pretty fucked up.
anamazonslittle ago
MFW I confuse Buddah with Gabara. I could swear it was Gabara in the hospital fora car accident.
TheBuddha ago
I suspect my hospital posts are on the second page of my submissions. I haven't submitted much lately 'cause I take a lot of drugs and some of them are for sleeping.
hangry ago
And a parade!
TheBuddha ago
SEE!!!
Artofchoke ago
YES.
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
1990
@Zyklon_B the OG Vanilla Thrilla.
@The_Buddha Fat Bastards' cleaner, smarter brother.
zyklon_b ago
TRUFE 1990
Hydrocephalus ago
The buddah should get two because he did it with a broken hip!
jqueso ago
They died for our freedom.
6double5321 ago
No step on snek
SukkhaMadiqqa ago
11/11=1, so whatever you do it should be in January. Or maybe on the first of the month. Or perhaps 1 = A meaning you have to wait until April, or even August.
Then again maybe that meant L/L since L is the 11th letter, as in L over L, as in LOL, in which case the joke was on everyone.
L also means 50 in Roman Numerals meaning 50/50, and that really opens up some possibilities.