When I play QRV Chess solitaire. which is surprisingly often, I like to guide the peasants into asking certain question. I look for patterns of behavior and just use those to help me along.
One of the greatest joys has been getting them to read stuff.
"Where can I learn more about this?!?"
"Go read Ray Bradbury's Illustrated Man and you'll find the answer!"
Mind you that there are no answers (so far as I can think of) in the book. But, I must have literate peasants and this is my road to parades.
Yeah... You'll be some jealous. It'd be wise to get in on the ground floor.
Also, "Do your research, patriot! https://csuclc.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/illustrated-man-by-ray-bradbury.pdf"
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Hydrocephalus ago
Bonus points if you trick them into reading The International Jew.
TheBuddha ago
I have other plans for them.
Hydrocephalus ago
I'm getting my popcorn ready...
TheBuddha ago
I'm gonna get soooooooo many parades. I bet I can't even walk under the weight of all the medals I get. You'll be jealous, you'll see.