When I play QRV Chess solitaire. which is surprisingly often, I like to guide the peasants into asking certain question. I look for patterns of behavior and just use those to help me along.
One of the greatest joys has been getting them to read stuff.
"Where can I learn more about this?!?"
"Go read Ray Bradbury's Illustrated Man and you'll find the answer!"
Mind you that there are no answers (so far as I can think of) in the book. But, I must have literate peasants and this is my road to parades.
Yeah... You'll be some jealous. It'd be wise to get in on the ground floor.
Also, "Do your research, patriot! https://csuclc.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/illustrated-man-by-ray-bradbury.pdf"
clamhurt_legbeard ago
im not banned
and yet my name is clamhurt_legbeard
therefore by your own rule i must not have aids
checkmate
TheBuddha ago
You were and you can be.
I'm just hoping you stop infecting them of your own volition. Otherwise, I use my stick.
TheBuddha ago
Give QRV Chess a try. Go get a -15 submission.
TheBuddha ago
Oh, they are not actually able conquer even a small Presbyterian youth center.
TheBuddha ago
I'm pretty sure that's not the quickest route to parades.
TheBuddha ago
I play for efficiency. I probably don't even read 1% of what they say and maybe only 10% of the replies I get. Meaning, 10% of each one - some only the first few words.
TheBuddha ago
Yeah, too much effort. LOL It's much easier to guide them.
TheBuddha ago
No.
heygeorge ago
Keep it under 10 pages and I’m sure you’ll have success.
TheBuddha ago
Oh, I've been sending them on little scavenger hunts. I need to find a way to leave breadcrumbs better.
gabara ago
That post title. That's repetitive behavior. Classic autism symptoms.
TheBuddha ago
Finally, something you're an expert at!
gabara ago
I've opened a file for you. That's your first check mark. Soon you will be one of us over at v/aspie
TheBuddha ago
K.
Hydrocephalus ago
Bonus points if you trick them into reading The International Jew.
TheBuddha ago
I have other plans for them.
Hydrocephalus ago
I'm getting my popcorn ready...
TheBuddha ago
I'm gonna get soooooooo many parades. I bet I can't even walk under the weight of all the medals I get. You'll be jealous, you'll see.
cyclops1771 ago
Evil genius? Or cat toying with a mouse? Or sole proprietor of the Ray Bradbury What Did I Just Read fan club?
Questions that will never be answered...
TheBuddha ago
I'm not evil, unless they displease me.
cyclops1771 ago
Says the evil feline genius who reads Bradbury?
TheBuddha ago
I am a just and kind god-king-emperor.
cyclops1771 ago
Until thou displeases me...Then I am the Queen of fucking Hearts.
Artofchoke ago
I LOVE THAT STORY. Need to finish that book you recommended.
Tonight!
TheBuddha ago
Good idea! I'm going to make my new army of crazies read some philosophy!
ilikeskittles ago
Get them to read some Nietzsche. Their heads will explode like at the end of the "Kingsmen", in beautiful technicolor.
TheBuddha ago
God is dead!
Artofchoke ago
Just don't forget Ligotti,and the Conspiracy Against the Human Race.
Diversity of thought and all that. :D
TheBuddha ago
Sadly, some are still at the nursery rhymes stage.
Artofchoke ago
HOW DARE YOU, SIR.