clamhurt_legbeard ago

im not banned

and yet my name is clamhurt_legbeard

therefore by your own rule i must not have aids

checkmate

TheBuddha ago

You were and you can be.

I'm just hoping you stop infecting them of your own volition. Otherwise, I use my stick.

TheBuddha ago

Give QRV Chess a try. Go get a -15 submission.

TheBuddha ago

Oh, they are not actually able conquer even a small Presbyterian youth center.

TheBuddha ago

I'm pretty sure that's not the quickest route to parades.

TheBuddha ago

I play for efficiency. I probably don't even read 1% of what they say and maybe only 10% of the replies I get. Meaning, 10% of each one - some only the first few words.

TheBuddha ago

Yeah, too much effort. LOL It's much easier to guide them.

TheBuddha ago

No.

heygeorge ago

Keep it under 10 pages and I’m sure you’ll have success.

TheBuddha ago

Oh, I've been sending them on little scavenger hunts. I need to find a way to leave breadcrumbs better.

gabara ago

That post title. That's repetitive behavior. Classic autism symptoms.

TheBuddha ago

Finally, something you're an expert at!

gabara ago

I've opened a file for you. That's your first check mark. Soon you will be one of us over at v/aspie

TheBuddha ago

K.

Hydrocephalus ago

Bonus points if you trick them into reading The International Jew.

TheBuddha ago

I have other plans for them.

Hydrocephalus ago

I'm getting my popcorn ready...

TheBuddha ago

I'm gonna get soooooooo many parades. I bet I can't even walk under the weight of all the medals I get. You'll be jealous, you'll see.

cyclops1771 ago

Evil genius? Or cat toying with a mouse? Or sole proprietor of the Ray Bradbury What Did I Just Read fan club?

Questions that will never be answered...

TheBuddha ago

I'm not evil, unless they displease me.

cyclops1771 ago

Says the evil feline genius who reads Bradbury?

TheBuddha ago

I am a just and kind god-king-emperor.

cyclops1771 ago

Until thou displeases me...Then I am the Queen of fucking Hearts.

Artofchoke ago

I LOVE THAT STORY. Need to finish that book you recommended.

Tonight!

TheBuddha ago

Good idea! I'm going to make my new army of crazies read some philosophy!

ilikeskittles ago

Get them to read some Nietzsche. Their heads will explode like at the end of the "Kingsmen", in beautiful technicolor.

TheBuddha ago

God is dead!

Artofchoke ago

Just don't forget Ligotti,and the Conspiracy Against the Human Race.

Diversity of thought and all that. :D

TheBuddha ago

Sadly, some are still at the nursery rhymes stage.

Artofchoke ago

HOW DARE YOU, SIR.