CrustyBeaver52 ago

Install motion sensitive video cameras - multiple angles - we might be able to get the charges tossed for police brutality.

TheBuddha ago

That might be a way to get more parades!

Artofchoke ago

I'm coming for your blueberries, hoe.

TheBuddha ago

Bring fire trucks!

14108100? ago

Try to set up an early warning system so you can at least have pants on before they get you.

TheBuddha ago

It's my fucking parade. I ain't gotta wear pants if I don't want to!

14108541? ago

Fair enough, at least brush your hair. Unless you think you can pull off a dignified bedhead

TheBuddha ago

Bah... They'll give me a haircut before court.

GranimalSnake ago

That's half the fun of parades right there.

TheBuddha ago

That's why I'm a national treasure!

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

Done.

TheBuddha ago

Told ya. I'm a fucking national treasure.

SeanBox ago

Defend the fort. We’re all counting on you.

TheBuddha ago

Damned right. It's gonna be a spectacular parade.

I fully expect the end result to be a war crime tribunal.