So... I've been thinking... (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 5.8 years ago by TheBuddha
Someday, they're going to have breaking news and show the FBI storming my house and them taking me away in cuffs.
On that day, one of you niggerfaggots better say, "Well, TheBuddha finally got his parade."
CrustyBeaver52 5.8 years ago
Install motion sensitive video cameras - multiple angles - we might be able to get the charges tossed for police brutality.
TheBuddha 5.8 years ago
That might be a way to get more parades!
Artofchoke 5.8 years ago
I'm coming for your blueberries, hoe.
Bring fire trucks!
14108100? 5.8 years ago
Try to set up an early warning system so you can at least have pants on before they get you.
It's my fucking parade. I ain't gotta wear pants if I don't want to!
14108541? 5.8 years ago
Fair enough, at least brush your hair. Unless you think you can pull off a dignified bedhead
Bah... They'll give me a haircut before court.
GranimalSnake 5.8 years ago
That's half the fun of parades right there.
That's why I'm a national treasure!
The_Duke_of_Dabs 5.8 years ago
Done.
Told ya. I'm a fucking national treasure.
SeanBox 5.8 years ago
Defend the fort. We’re all counting on you.
Damned right. It's gonna be a spectacular parade.
I fully expect the end result to be a war crime tribunal.
CrustyBeaver52 ago
Install motion sensitive video cameras - multiple angles - we might be able to get the charges tossed for police brutality.
TheBuddha ago
That might be a way to get more parades!
Artofchoke ago
I'm coming for your blueberries, hoe.
TheBuddha ago
Bring fire trucks!
14108100? ago
Try to set up an early warning system so you can at least have pants on before they get you.
TheBuddha ago
It's my fucking parade. I ain't gotta wear pants if I don't want to!
14108541? ago
Fair enough, at least brush your hair. Unless you think you can pull off a dignified bedhead
TheBuddha ago
Bah... They'll give me a haircut before court.
GranimalSnake ago
That's half the fun of parades right there.
TheBuddha ago
That's why I'm a national treasure!
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
Done.
TheBuddha ago
Told ya. I'm a fucking national treasure.
SeanBox ago
Defend the fort. We’re all counting on you.
TheBuddha ago
Damned right. It's gonna be a spectacular parade.
I fully expect the end result to be a war crime tribunal.