ExpertShitposter ago

@Heygeorge how do you plead?

heygeorge ago

Obviously that’s not me, as I have full blown Space AIDS. Although my ugliness is legendary.

@srayzie

ExpertShitposter ago

You don't really know HOW ugly, as any mirror instantly shatters as soon as one inch of your face steps in front of it. Cameras are of no use, the CMOS sensor just melts after as much as a millisecond of exposure.

heygeorge ago

I am an ugly ugly man

ExpertShitposter ago

Don't worry, just be yourself.

heygeorge ago

My ugliness transcends worry.