@Heygeorge I am really disappointed in you. (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 6.1 years ago by srayzie
@Heygeorge I’m really disappointed in you.
@Gabara sent me a screenshot of your dating profile.
You should be ashamed of yourself pounding Gabara’s wife when he was out of town fucking the shit out of @TheBuddha!
ExpertShitposter 6.1 years ago
@Heygeorge how do you plead?
heygeorge 6.1 years ago
Obviously that’s not me, as I have full blown Space AIDS. Although my ugliness is legendary.
@srayzie
You don't really know HOW ugly, as any mirror instantly shatters as soon as one inch of your face steps in front of it. Cameras are of no use, the CMOS sensor just melts after as much as a millisecond of exposure.
I am an ugly ugly man
Don't worry, just be yourself.
My ugliness transcends worry.
ExpertShitposter ago
@Heygeorge how do you plead?
heygeorge ago
Obviously that’s not me, as I have full blown Space AIDS. Although my ugliness is legendary.
@srayzie
ExpertShitposter ago
You don't really know HOW ugly, as any mirror instantly shatters as soon as one inch of your face steps in front of it. Cameras are of no use, the CMOS sensor just melts after as much as a millisecond of exposure.
heygeorge ago
I am an ugly ugly man
ExpertShitposter ago
Don't worry, just be yourself.
heygeorge ago
My ugliness transcends worry.