This month's honoree is /u/NotHereForPizza.
In addition to not being here for pizza, we know that NHFP is a relatively uncreative college student completing his degree.
He is also colorblind and inexplicably is interested in not only eating leather protector, but also rubbing it on his skin.
@NotHereForPizza was fond of @pissant.
He also, God bless him, has enjoyed shitposting to v/ProtectVoat.
So, without further ado, let's get this on and ask him anything!
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NotHereForPizza ago
Oh, and the thing about leather protector got asked in multiple places, and was to settle a bet among friends. Look at you, getting everything else wrong.
I wasn't "fond of pissant." I had maybe four interactions him and he seemed alright. Didn't really put much more thought in to it than that.
Also, that pv post was to piss off kevdude/crensch. It worked.
heygeorge ago
Of course! Frankly, I love me a good shitpost to PV. In your comment, you missed a great ping opportunity. Unfortunately, the questions are rolling in slowly tonight, so I'll get things going in a moment.
NotHereForPizza ago
@kevdude it's okay though - he knows he's a fag
Crensch has me blocked because of the thing about the bunnies and the Jordan Peterson thing. Not really worth it. Besides, kev knows he's an incompetent faggot. This dude asked me for help with pizzagate once... that's how desperate he got.
Oh, and to clarify even further: it was discovered one of the main ingredients in such leather protectors is Vaseline - which is largely safe to eat, at least in small quantities. From what I know, everyone who consumed anything related to what was used or talked about was more than okay, which wasn't just a couple of people.