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Go sniff a taint, o holier than thou

Some great stories here thanks all ...

BTW I never were a mask I’m 73 and healthy.

The wife and I haven't been to Walmart in three weeks, because they've re-arranged the complete store, making finding anything problematical. I believe they did it to polish the floors, especially underneath all of the shelving. Even so, we'll just go to the grocery store just a few blocks away instead. I never wear a mask in Walmart, nor in the grocery store.

You clearly are the most bad-ass brave typist I have ever seen ,,, er ... read. I bet your clit is 3 inches long.

I can't love this so hard.

Bring 50 friends, and help crush the normalcy bias

Walmart is sketchy

Been going mask free since this shit show started.

Banned from Costco, Menards, and GFS.

FUCK THEM ALL.

I do not wear a mask wherever I go. Generally, no one says a word to me, and yes, I get the looks. If they have a greeter, they ask do I need a mask? Certainly, is always my answer and then I just put it in my pocket and keep walking with a polite thank you.

Regardless of what you think people are always watching what you do and how you act. I have had numerous people make a point to talk to me in the store. Many just say I saw what you did and it was priceless. If there is another mask less person in the store, I make a point to thank them for not being a sheep. The count is very high on the number of people who take theirs off when they see someone else showing common sense.
You need to understand that we have a vast group of people with social anxiety that is caused by living a life that is always in fear and going from one crisis to another. The majority of people just do it to keep from having a confrontation and if that is watering a mask then so be it. Breaking news is always bad and always happening.

This is what happens, you are flooded with emotion and your access to logic goes down.

lol..."pimped", so you walked thru there just like you were Barack Obama.

We would get along.

Fantastic!! I never wear them. But where I live, there are always a few of us bare faced rebels in every store.

I remember when all this mask BS started. I went to the local ButtBuy, skipped the line, walked through the front door as always. OMG! From the reaction inside the store, you would have I had a shotgun pumping off rounds. People running and screaming, "Get out of the store, you can't be in here!" At this point, I realized I had messed up, recovery mode kicked in. Play the unaware hillbilly and get educated. Security was educating me on the Corona Virus, the mask requirement and limited patrons in the store, Karen was taking cover behind a display shrieking for me to get out the store. From the parking lot I ordered my item online and had it delivered to to me by a masked kid in dishwashing gloves with my item in a plastic tub. I seldom where a mask, it is refreshing walking through a store without one. Getting the stink eye is so joyful. Passing fellow no mask patrons, you always get a BIG HAPPY smile. If confronted or questioned about not wearing a mask, I politely and happily reply, "If that Chyyna Virus was really that bad, don't you think you woud be DEAD already?

Surprised women didn't line up for a chance for your number.

This is a great telling, Op! I especially liked the Doc Holliday insertion! Only thing that would have made it better would have been a, "Oh, I'm ya huckleberry!" 🇺🇸🍿 Well done!

Middle America Walmart shopper. Never have worn a mask. When I shop for my groceries I'm in about 10 - 15% of shoppers who are not wearing. Another 20% are wearing under the nose or just a kerchief. Nobody sez nuffin. No looks. Some ladies talk to me just like usual. Generally some of the unmasked look at me and there is an almost imperceptible acknowledgement. That's about it. This is deep Middle America. God's country. LOTFATHOTB.

Better actor than 95% of current Pedowood.

When people get uncomfortable walking by me and try to give a mean stare...

I like to huck a big loogey right in front of where they are about to step.

That tends to put them in their place.

Good for you! Glad to know my Wife & I aren't alone in our little rebellious protest. The Walmart Greeters at our store have actually been very pleasant. According to what we can actually see of their facial expressions, we believe they are thinking to themselves, "way to go fearless people"! They have to wear those disgusting things, because they are made too. Our hearts go out to them.

Such a bad ass.....You're a real life faggot, who had to run home to write an essay to tell anonymous people how much of a bad ass you are at Walmart! Poor lonely faggot!

"I went shopping. In my head I thought I looked cool."

Dude. This is sad. Aren't you an adult?

I haven't worn one to any grocery stores but I do get hassled by staff. Older people take a wide swath around me by at least 4 to 6 feet and look at me suspiciously. I just smile.

I went the supermarket and the dollar store and convenience store- no mask. I laugh loudly and obnoxiously when people say anything.

You can tell when management gets on their cases to enforce this mask policy. When the dude at the door asks if I need a mask, just say " Naw, I'm good." Haven't had anyone pursue it any further. I'd like to have some kind of printed pamphlet with real information about the deadly virus to hand to them as they try to push a mask on me. 99% recovery rate does not = masks.

Things that never happened for $1000, Alex.

I went to Walmart

Why?

I know exactly how that feels 😂 Thanks for putting this up here

I like how you're bragging about going to chinamart and help funding the CCP and destroy american jobs. Cool story, boomer.

I have a feeling Costco is behind all the videos you see of people getting shit for not wearing a mask. I don't see a lot of them in Walmart. One in a hobby lobby.

Walmarts around here have mask nazis stationed at the door. When they point at their mask, I just say no and walk in like I own the joint. They're ordered to follow CDC guidelines, which include not confronting customers who refuse to wear face diapers.

I was depressed to see that I was the only one in the store without a mask yesterday.

KEK!

I never considered myself a social rebel. Early in my teen years I rebelled from my Grandparents strict cultish religion and their obsession with control of EVERTHING. Even trying to control how I seasoned my food to how I chewed it and how often I put a spoon or fork loaded with food in my mouth and how many times I chewed each bite. You think I'm making a joke? No. It was all real and scary pathetic. So, going into early adulthood that transferred over to my attitude toward police and law and order.

Not to say I didn't have my own ethics but my attitude toward law and order meant that I veered off into being my own enforcer which landed me in jail for a brief time.

While locked up and after getting out I did a rethink of my attitude toward law and order and realized I had to at least observe civil and criminal legal standards which kept me out of jail and made me a hell of a lot easier to get along with.

Then the whole mask thing came along. I was told it was the law but then I looked closer and not only realized it is NOT the law but these fraudulent orders actually violate my civil and constitutional rights. There are literally more laws against the mask order than you can easily put a finger on even if you use both hands. OSHA laws, constitutional laws, federal laws, and even internationally recognized laws on human rights.

So, today I walk into a store and they start off with the "can I give you a mask", to which I reply, "No, I don't need one, I'm healthy!". To which they are shocked and momentarily rendered slack jaws with wide open eyes. They just hadn't thought of that. I ask them if they are sick to which everyone so far has denied and claimed to be well. "Ah then, there's no problem". Sometimes the more foolish will tell me it's the law. "Really, what law?". They can't cite the law so they say, "It's on the sign, it's mandatory" But it's not the law. On the signs posted it usually cites the California department of health website. I ask them if they read through the "Guidelines". They ALWAYS say no. They didn't read it. I suggest they dispel their obvious ignorance by at least doing me the good courtesy of reading through a "GUIDELINE" they have failed to read. Not once in that section on masks is "Mandatory" mentioned. Not once is a law referred to. There is no emergency order. Gavin Newsome even admitted he had issued no emergency order on masks. Then there are numerous exemptions. One of the exemptions is simply if you are uncomfortable for any reason. That's me. No one has yet survived my counter questions with a logical response. "Well, it's store policy". I don't give a fuck. It's not the law and store policy is for employees and not customers. That's the fucking law. If the store requires it's employees to wear a face diaper or a clown mask they can take that up with the labor department and OSHA. See how that shakes out in the courts.

Just left there. Wore no mask, was never challenged.

I'm with you, went to Home Depot took the free mask and put it in my pocket. My son and I went maskless along with 4 other people out of hundreds. No one said a word, got several shocked looks, fuck em all, nothing but conforming cowards.

Hilarious bro. Good job. It feels GREAT doesn’t it ?

Upvoat for the hilarious headline.

I just wear a bandana around my neck and don't use it.. but you dont wear one at all and i really like how you were whisthing throughout the store.. that is groovy!!

I wanted a mask that said fuck covid and wifey said no way. So no mask it is

Me too. It feels great. I looked at one woman that was laser staring me and went baaaaaa. One store upon entering was asked do you have a mask ? I said I'll look and wandered in waiting for a challenge that never came.

It's literally turned on it's head. 1 year ago, you could have wrote this same story but it's about a man wearing a mask in public at Walmart. I remember when those few and rare people who had to wear masks in public were on the receiving side of stigma, ridicule, and shame. Now it's literally the opposite. People are literally like trained animals and it's disgusting and sad.

I go to Walmart almost every day (really close by) and I intentionally walk the wrong way in the isles and smile at mask wearers. I frequently get nods and smiles from my fellow shoppers.

I am waiting for Karen to yell at me so I can quiz her on her mask knowledge.

Can't up VOAT this enough, GRAPE job!

I’m an old man. My wife and I never wear a mask.

Love it! When I get the mask mumbles from tards, I tell them Excuse me, I can't hear you through your Codpiece.

Haha, well told story. I love it. I've yet to wear a mask anywhere except to a public school where my wife works. They wouldn't let me onto campus without it. Never worn one into the shopping center. Never worn one into a restaurant. I get that same feeling that you described. Like I'm making a statement. Like I'm the only brave person in a room full of cowards.

Do it with your dick hanging out next.

Use the phrase "jewish bolshevik communists." Always name them. Why?: jews invented communism.

Love it!

I don't wear a mask. But I am thinking of getting one. A Lone Ranger mask.

Good for you but it is much harder when you’re in a deep blue populated area and are getting yelled at every 5 seconds (I’ve found out men can be Karens too—Kens?)

I'm yer huckleberry

I personally do not shop much at chinamart. There are, however, a very few things that can only be purchased there locally. So I do go in about 2 or 3 times a year. Even that is changing now, since mine closes at 10 pm. I prefer to shop at midnight or later, so can't do that now. Anyway, get what you need where you can find it, even if it is a dreaded chinamart.

I heard a rumor the other day (can't verify this, so I say it is rumor) that a customer at the local outlet was wearing the face diaper underneath the nose, and when the employee requested that the customer pull the mask up over the nose, the customer became quite irate and much shouting ensued. Then, the customer spat on the employee which led to the boys in blue being called in. I asked my source if the local chinamart was really enforcing the face diaper, and the answer was affirmative. I have seen an uptick in the diapered lately, but I still refuse to comply and go to local stores that do not get aggressive with me over seeing my lovely face. Looks like it will be awhile till I need to go to chinamart, glad I got stocked up!

I enjoyed the story but the reason I know it’s fake is bc no Walmart worker would ever help a customer find an item.

You start to hear explosions... kinda like anvils falling on concrete...

and you see it - it's the panties of fertile women hitting the floor at mach 2.

I said "take your mask off and talk to me like a man". He looked around like we were making a drug deal and pulled his mask down and gave me the information I was seeking.

You sir are Amazing.

Wanna cookie?

How many MONTHS previous did you COMPLY?

ALL OF THEM!

Love your story, had a good loud laugh!! Thx for sharing

This has been me for the last 8 months now.

Roar it,Lion! I'm Your Huckleberry!

I never wear a mask but have a copy of the 1964 Civil Rights Act which says I have a legal expectation of being served as long as I not acting in a disorderly way. Also have a copy of 18 USC 241 & 242 that protect me from deprivation of rights under color of law. No one has refused to let me in their establishment.

High-ho Silver, away !

Civil Disobedience one ego at a time is better than zero, BUT do consider the optics and whether you brought more to see the light or turned more into mask zealots.

Better to become an activist gaining leverage in Courts of law for your fellow citizens and patriots alike.

Your unilateral campaign to prove you have an ego was successful. Congratulations!

Next time, I suggest also creating some informative flyers where people can go to get the facts about the lack of EFFICACY of masks.

I suggest public speaking too which takes a lot of courage and practice.

City Council meetings typically provide all citizens to address them for 2 or 3 minutes.

Do you realize that the enemy's strategy is to provide leverage for people to complain and call the police?

How do Patriot's effectively counter this strategy?

I was the only person in Kohl's today without a mask. I expect it from the women, but all the men I made eye contact with received a scornful frown and head shake. They are not men and therefore are not worthy of respect.

"I'm on top of the world Ma"

you still a fucking traitor for shopping at walmart you poor white trash piece of shit

Ya know, wearing a mask when shopping in Walmart is not a bad idea at any time.

I hate being in Walmart to begin with so I've been doing the in store pickup. Only had one person tell me I couldn't be in the store. I told her kiss my and went to the tower thing for my items. On the way out she had a manager with her. Told them both those who give up liberty for safety deserve neither especially when it's based on a lie. Holland Michigan area.

So let's sum up. You are a total asshole so impotent and meaningless that you think making up a ridiculous story about how heroic you are for violating public health rules is even interesting. uh no Gomer.

You are just a laughably stupid hillbilly, typical of the losers here on VOAT> Are you 12?

Bravo OP!

I went the other day, too.

Only half the people were wearing masks.

In minecraft

You're a qigger so this is obviously fake n gay

I nominate you for a Hallmark Hall of Fame Movie of the week, your choice of actor to play you, and request that you add noisy spurs and boots so that people in the movie will look up at the sound and then be astonished when they see you asking "who was that unmasked man?"