Yes... :) there's aliens my friend. I have seen their ships. I hereby invite any friendly aliens to my farm for a BBQ. Please ensure your UFO hull temp is low enough as to not ignite dry grass and. If your biology precludes you from eating pork and drinking moonshine then bring your own meat and drink. ... Also don't come in all crazy and spook the livestock or the women folk and if you are scary as shit looking then hang out in the back for a bit til we adjust.
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21330501? ago
Yes... :) there's aliens my friend. I have seen their ships. I hereby invite any friendly aliens to my farm for a BBQ. Please ensure your UFO hull temp is low enough as to not ignite dry grass and. If your biology precludes you from eating pork and drinking moonshine then bring your own meat and drink. ... Also don't come in all crazy and spook the livestock or the women folk and if you are scary as shit looking then hang out in the back for a bit til we adjust.
21332338? ago
"their own meat" may be you, so be careful out there (where the truth is).
21333332? ago
Ohhh. Good point. I did say "friendly"
21333346? ago
"Friendly" is just a social construct :p
21339024? ago
reminds me of scary movie 3 when they met the aliens for the bbq.