Satan lives in our minds. Fear is the mind-killer.

Those that praise what you know as "Satan" are really guilty of celebrating hidden truths and continuing to obscure those truths.

You see, the "protagonist" in the old testament, Lucifer, "The Light Bringer" is symbolic of ancient people obscuring knowledge and forming secret orders focused on continuity. The "protagonist", Jesus, in the New Testament came to realize these truths without their help and worked to spread the truth to everyone and everywhere. He was ostracized for this (no, not murdered by roamans. In fact, he simply left and went east to spread the good word, sending Mary Magdeline west to do the same), telling the people willing to listen that, "the kingdom of heaven is within you", although none or not many of us have truly understood what this means until about... a few years in to the present future.

Satan represents crippled agency or willpower. Time to break free.