Hey guys. Who's interested in running a train on me? (QRV)

submitted ago by 2879598?

I'm an Independent gangbanger that just recently became aware of your movement. I was wondering if maybe I could get you to run a train on me? I really like large crowds of anons. The more dick the better.

I don't have a great ass behind me, but my tits aren't bad and I've done some mandatory gloryhole work, of course!

I'm wondering if any of you would be up for a gangbang?

Thanx in advance Hannah

15281748? ago

This is exactly how it started for me too!

I was cutting through this shady alley between 5th and 6th street, I kinda knew it was a bad idea to start with.

That's when they popped out in front of me. There were 4 of them, all with their shiny bald heads, funny little moustaches and leather gear. They started getting rough with me at first, but once they saw I was game, they really started getting into it.

They said I could join their little nazi gang if I could service all 4 of them at the same time...so I had them spitroast me while I grabbed one of their freakishly small, uncircumcised Martian cocks in each hand.

Once they finished all over my face and argued over who gets to lick it all off, they said I would have to shave my head too (apparently they say it makes putting wings on easier for dressing in drag) and could follow them to the closet-homosexual-nazifag bar.

15281767? ago

OK.... some gay nazi S&M fantasy..... not exactly my thing.... but, whatever floats your boat.

XoXo

Hannah

15281670? ago

53-47.

15281692? ago

So.... 53 said yes I'll go in bareback..... and 47 said..... only with a condom?

15281207? ago

Hannah, there are are again. Yep, as I guessed. Posting from a Carolina DOC facility.

Nice troll.

15281129? ago

Clearly Hannah, is a reference to Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons. So lacking in creativity.

15283007? ago

Oh, you think this person is an actual journalist, that's cute.

15280967? ago

The lives some of you trolls lead are seriously pathetic. This is your idea of "fun". This is how you waste your life. Time is precious and you choose to spend it with the lamest, un-funny crap in the world, on a topic you hate.

I guess the joke's on you.

15282242? ago

And? What's your point? His OP is still a retarded waste of time.

15280985? ago

Nope. The jokes on you! So are you in on the gangbang or not?

XoXo

Hannah

15280865? ago

Will ya buy a poor nigger a plane ticket.

15280900? ago

Sure. We need lots more multiracial action in our gangbang. Too many shrimpy white dudes here.

XoXo

Hannah

15280733? ago

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15280681? ago

No , Hannah Montana , you cannot screw a pack of horny stallions , thats illegal ...

15280720? ago

Only in Montana. But, if we cross the border over into Alberta, we can fuck all the horses we want!

XoXo

Hannah

15280655? ago

Hannah! Of course, we would be happy to satisfy your request! What kind of political movement organized to bring power back to the People would we would be if we didn't organize a huge gangbang? Let's do this!

15280744? ago

Be sure to shave your balls. We start promptly at 8 pm Eastern Time.

XoXo

Hannah

15372112? ago

Hannah, who ARE you!? lol Have you found an anon to interview yet?

15281028? ago

Eastern European, I presume.

15281069? ago

Yes. It all goes down in the "Double Trouble" club in Old Town Prague.

15280603? ago

Is that you, "Hannah Banana"? How U been girl????

15280633? ago

Oh? You saw my banana trick? You should see me play hide the salami!

Tee hee

Hannah

15280737? ago

Can we hide the kebab?

15280764? ago

I got a lot of room in there. You can play Hide the RV if you want....

XoXo

Hannah