For anyone wondering, yes, I did answer it. Homer's entire argument is nothing more than a petulant, entitled ass trying to force people to use his personal definition of words, answer a leading question in the only way he deems acceptable, and he thinks that, for some reason, proves he's correct.

So I took a page out of his book and proved that he was a pedophile using his same argumentative tactics.

Edit:

For those only interested in my using Homer's logic to prove he's a pedophile, check the last few posts.

My apologies to @Kerchak for wasting his time.