Old MIC Donald (Poetry)

submitted ago by NOMOCHOMO

Old M.I.C. Donald

*ahemhemhemmmhhhmm

I miss the old Trump

Still had his Soul Trump

Wasn't a Saudi Chump

Didn't Kiss Jewish Rump

Didn't ban Stocks w/ Bumps

Didn't Push Tranny Lumps

Didn't Court Boomer Stumps

STOP CHASING HEFFALUMPS

I Miss the Old Trump

Bankrupt Casino Slumps

Still Porking Porno Plumps

Still Calling Shitholes Dumps

Triggering Fembot Frumps

Threatening to Pedo-Thump

A Vengeful Angry Grump...

To Kushner's Pump and Dump

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shewhomustbeobeyed ago

Thank you. Original stuff is always nice to have.

NOMOCHOMO ago

here's a throwaway

Old MIC Donald Has a Farce: WWG1WGA

And in this Farce he has a PLAN: Trust it or You Shill

Shill, shill, shill,

shill, shill, shill,

here a shill, there a shill, everyone's a shill, shill

Old MIC Donald is a Farce, The Empire has no balls.

shewhomustbeobeyed ago

The Empire has no balls.

Kek

The Emperor has no balls. FTFY

NOMOCHOMO ago

that was my original draft, but it's a damn extra syllable.

Linguistic Nazi Problems

shewhomustbeobeyed ago

Not when you sing it properly.

NOMOCHOMO ago

you're right!

hmmm sounds like this is a song that's meant to be heard...

shewhomustbeobeyed ago

Sing it loud!

NOMOCHOMO ago

target acquired

*clinking of glasses

"she got him boys"

shewhomustbeobeyed ago

I just got a promotion.

Thanks, nomo.

Nomo?

NOMO!?!?!?

NOMOCHOMO ago

nomo is nomo

shewhomustbeobeyed ago

Roger that