The Jedi suck at math because... (Mathematics)
submitted 6.7 years ago by voltronsdicks
... they say, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." But the only reason math is correct is because it depends on the absolute. Relative answers like "my truth" are where we derive Oprah Winfrey type bullshit.
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SerialBrain2 6.6 years ago
2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:
He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.
When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+
julzee2 6.6 years ago
I upvoted you...;) Is this how ppl get the ability to create their own posts? I'm still trying to figure out up/down now that we all got split up...:( Can't wait to see your new article!
AmericAwakens17 6.6 years ago
Trying to Upvote and being denied I don't understand Any suggestions?
I think you can only vote so many times per day...?
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SerialBrain2 ago
2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:
He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.
When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+
julzee2 ago
I upvoted you...;) Is this how ppl get the ability to create their own posts? I'm still trying to figure out up/down now that we all got split up...:( Can't wait to see your new article!
AmericAwakens17 ago
Trying to Upvote and being denied I don't understand Any suggestions?
julzee2 ago
I think you can only vote so many times per day...?