The Jedi suck at math because... (Mathematics)

submitted ago by voltronsdicks

... they say, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." But the only reason math is correct is because it depends on the absolute. Relative answers like "my truth" are where we derive Oprah Winfrey type bullshit.

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SerialBrain2 ago

2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:

  1. He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.

  2. When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+

faex_cunne ago

Upvotes for all

rbaron762 ago

Thank you for the Insights. Upvotes for all.