The Jedi suck at math because... (Mathematics)
submitted 6.7 years ago by voltronsdicks
... they say, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." But the only reason math is correct is because it depends on the absolute. Relative answers like "my truth" are where we derive Oprah Winfrey type bullshit.
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SerialBrain2 6.6 years ago
2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:
He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.
When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+
GammaCuanon 6.6 years ago
O Yes he does and he should remain silent. But an +A! Now you're talking.
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SerialBrain2 ago
2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:
He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.
When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+
GammaCuanon ago
O Yes he does and he should remain silent. But an +A! Now you're talking.