The Jedi suck at math because... (Mathematics)

submitted ago by voltronsdicks

... they say, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." But the only reason math is correct is because it depends on the absolute. Relative answers like "my truth" are where we derive Oprah Winfrey type bullshit.

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SerialBrain2 ago

2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:

  1. He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.

  2. When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+

Tut560 ago

Good to see you again SB2. Were we go one we go all :-) Jedi suck at math cause Luke can only count to up to 5 on his fingers

Qzenseeker ago

yes, likewise :)
WWG1WGA !!

AmericAwakens17 ago

Denied-deleted Submission sdo not allow voting(archived Vote Rule 2.9.2) WTH is up with this? I tried to Upvote everyone and got this message. WWG1WGA

heygeorge ago

You were caught farming! We tried to help you, too. Anyway, I suppose it’s back to rebbit or you can all pretend that 8ch is going to work out... lol

Krepogregg ago

Just doing my part

Tut560 ago

Up for the patriot :-)

Qzenseeker ago

yes! upvotes all around :)