The Jedi suck at math because... (Mathematics)
submitted 6.2 years ago by voltronsdicks
... they say, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." But the only reason math is correct is because it depends on the absolute. Relative answers like "my truth" are where we derive Oprah Winfrey type bullshit.
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SerialBrain2 6 years ago
2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:
He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.
When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+
Tut560 6 years ago
Good to see you again SB2. Were we go one we go all :-) Jedi suck at math cause Luke can only count to up to 5 on his fingers
Qzenseeker 6 years ago
yes, likewise :) WWG1WGA !!
AmericAwakens17 6 years ago
Denied-deleted Submission sdo not allow voting(archived Vote Rule 2.9.2) WTH is up with this? I tried to Upvote everyone and got this message. WWG1WGA
heygeorge 6 years ago
You were caught farming! We tried to help you, too. Anyway, I suppose it’s back to rebbit or you can all pretend that 8ch is going to work out... lol
Krepogregg 6 years ago
Just doing my part
Up for the patriot :-)
yes! upvotes all around :)
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SerialBrain2 ago
2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:
He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.
When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+
Tut560 ago
Good to see you again SB2. Were we go one we go all :-) Jedi suck at math cause Luke can only count to up to 5 on his fingers
Qzenseeker ago
yes, likewise :)
WWG1WGA !!
AmericAwakens17 ago
Denied-deleted Submission sdo not allow voting(archived Vote Rule 2.9.2) WTH is up with this? I tried to Upvote everyone and got this message. WWG1WGA
heygeorge ago
You were caught farming! We tried to help you, too. Anyway, I suppose it’s back to rebbit or you can all pretend that 8ch is going to work out... lol
Krepogregg ago
Just doing my part
Tut560 ago
Up for the patriot :-)
Qzenseeker ago
yes! upvotes all around :)