A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician meet on the terrace of a café and see a couple enter the hotel across the street. A few minutes later, the couple leaves the hotel with a child.
The biologist comments: it's clear, they have reproduced.
The physicist: no, it's simpler than that: 2 people entered, 3 left, except for the error of experience, nothing happened.
The mathematician: do you realize it now only takes one person to enter the hotel for it to be empty?
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0369Retired ago
It appears we should post a joke and try to get 10+ upvotes. Here we go...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: Zero. SHE should have it open when she brings it to you!
Ok... One more. Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
I'll be here all week. Please be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses!
0369Retired ago
I made a mistake with the original post. I did not intend to be disrespectful or insulting. It was an honest mistake on my end. I was not fully aware of the seriousness of my offense... I now completely understand the rules and have a better insight on why everyone in here is so protective of this site. I will try to gain the upvotes necessary and hope to become a productive member as things progress.