A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician meet on the terrace of a café and see a couple enter the hotel across the street. A few minutes later, the couple leaves the hotel with a child.
The biologist comments: it's clear, they have reproduced.
The physicist: no, it's simpler than that: 2 people entered, 3 left, except for the error of experience, nothing happened.
The mathematician: do you realize it now only takes one person to enter the hotel for it to be empty?
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0369Retired ago
It appears we should post a joke and try to get 10+ upvotes. Here we go...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: Zero. SHE should have it open when she brings it to you!
Ok... One more. Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
I'll be here all week. Please be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses!
Mumbleberry ago
Your underhanded upvoat farm has been exposed, genius; https://voat.co/v/ProtectVoat/2720198
0369Retired ago
I made a mistake... As a newbie i didn't completely understand the rules or how serious this community is about them. My sincere apologies for being disrespectful. Certainly no harm intended. Just looking for a new home where I can follow Q and interact with other Patriots after Reddit folded.
Mumbleberry ago
NO ASKING FOR UPVOTES is one of the few rules we share with reddit. You don't want to look like a nigger in the welfare line do you?
0369Retired ago
Understood... Won't happen again.
Mumbleberry ago
Good, now dig yourself out of the hole. Use your e-tool.