A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician meet on the terrace of a café and see a couple enter the hotel across the street. A few minutes later, the couple leaves the hotel with a child.
The biologist comments: it's clear, they have reproduced.
The physicist: no, it's simpler than that: 2 people entered, 3 left, except for the error of experience, nothing happened.
The mathematician: do you realize it now only takes one person to enter the hotel for it to be empty?
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0369Retired ago
It appears we should post a joke and try to get 10+ upvotes. Here we go...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: Zero. SHE should have it open when she brings it to you!
Ok... One more. Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
I'll be here all week. Please be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses!
AndrewBlazeIt ago
You suck your own dick.
0369Retired ago
Used to be able to... Then I saw your mom. She had a pretty mouth. Killed my boner when I watched her suck a fart through a five pound hemorrhoid in Thailand. Been traumatized ever since... Now my boner is half as great as it used to be, this i am not able to suck my own dick. Thank your mom for me.