A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician meet on the terrace of a café and see a couple enter the hotel across the street. A few minutes later, the couple leaves the hotel with a child.
The biologist comments: it's clear, they have reproduced.
The physicist: no, it's simpler than that: 2 people entered, 3 left, except for the error of experience, nothing happened.
The mathematician: do you realize it now only takes one person to enter the hotel for it to be empty?
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Rainy-Day-Dream ago
stop trying to game the system you stupid faggots
FreedomHasWon ago
I'm new here too. So far I've discovered that you like to be referred to as faggots, who eat shit, circle jerk and have an overwhelming desire to butt fuck. Now, I may not understand why you prefer to talk this way but intelligence is not the first reason that comes to mind. Oh yeah, almost forgot...Knock Knock...
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
you're the faggot, go back to reddit
FreedomHasWon ago
Thank you so much for the warm welcome Sunshine!
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
ugh why can't people like you accept resonable advice like "go back to reddit" or "kill yourself"?
FreedomHasWon ago
Now don't be getting your panties all in a knot there. Asked for advice is always welcome. I don't recall asking you for any. And if I killed myself I wouldn't be able to have this lovely chat with you. Do you need to go to your safe place now?
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
I prefer unsafe spaces, you however need to go back to fucking reddit now. You belong there because you're a faggot
FreedomHasWon ago
Thank you for the lovely chat. While exploring this site, I now have a better understanding of Voat and you as well.
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
I sure hope so
0369Retired ago
So nice to be welcomed by so-called patriots. I'm a retired U.S. Marine... I can't believe the racist and hateful BS on this site. So much for one nation under God INDIVISIBLE. I'll take my down votes now. BTW... What is the big deal about upvotes and downvotes? I don't get it... You need votes to facilitate communication and free exchange of ideas? When did free speech become a popularity contest? Commie horseshit in my humble opinion. And for the record, I'm a white Christian, flaming heterosexual male, combat veteran from the South. (I include this info only to indicate that I'm not a fag, n$gger, kike or anything other label the abundantly tolerant natives on this site like to song at the new comers - and that is sarcasm in case you hateful idiots didn't get it.) Gunny out...