Dear Kamala, we appreciate your concern, and would like to warn you of a very dangerous storm, which could create accidents and casualties worldwide. Please be on the lookout for 67K souls in dire need of Governmental assistance, (in the near future), and possibly include yourself among those at risk. We suggest the "Duck and Cover" method of safety, but remember, your head can only stay up your patoot for 3 minutes at a time. That is all.