I know it was over 40 years ago, but when I was schlepping thru Frisco, I stopped at a leather bar for a drink. I was approached by an older woman dressed in skintight leathers buying me a drink. Said her name was Maxine. The night went foggy, save for the time I remember her on top of me trying to undo my pants. Sitting here by the phone waiting for the Dems to call me for my testimony.