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dundundunnnnn ago

http://www.standardhotels.com/campaigns/standardtime

What book is he reading?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unexpurgated_Code

The book consists of hundreds of anecdotes and events one may encounter throughout life, and how to deal with them. Some examples include:

Upon Embellishing your Background

Accent Improvement

Upon the Sudden Reawakening of your Sordid Background

Ass kissing and other types of Flattery

Suicide

Cannibalism

Upon Saucy Assemblages

Upon Marrying a Lady for Her Money

Stripping and Streaking

When the Overwhelming Desire to Goose a Lady Cannot be Suppressed

Upon Being a Member of the Titled Classes

Blowing upon Your Soup

Wife Beating

Shabby People

Shabby Shabby People

Shabby Shabby Shabby People

Oh_Well_ian ago

Lots of coded language in the explanations for wanting rooms for a short period and at odd times.

srayzie ago

Well that’s creepy!