My dad is dead, I like you. Will you be my dad. I'll let you punch me stomach only before I eat because I don't want to upset you if I get sick and make a mess on the floor
Why would a random 14 year old girl receive some kind of awesome future medical treatment? Its far more likely the bullet didn't rip through her brain. She was in a coma probably due to the swelling of the blood in her brain cavity. (Assuming the bullet went into the brain's little dark area without actually hitting the brain itself)
iamrage ago
Things get stranger still.. her last means head in German. Very weird coincidence.
twentyfive ago
My dad is dead, I like you. Will you be my dad. I'll let you punch me stomach only before I eat because I don't want to upset you if I get sick and make a mess on the floor
fagnig ago
owning all the threads as ever comrade
TripleA ago
"Mr Kopf grilled Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders on gun control at the televised presidential debate last Sunday."
twentyfive ago
uber is a recipe for serial murder ffs they should be held responsible.
Antiseed117 ago
That's the spirit! Let your slave flag fly.
Antiseed117 ago
With every word you continue show your immaturity and with that people will take you less seriously, if they ever did. Please, keep talking.
Antiseed117 ago
I can't take your facetious tone seriously. Go play elsewhere little boy, let the adults converse.
ElspethTirel ago
What kind of comment even is this? Who the hell are you?
Antiseed117 ago
Because she survived a bullet? You set your standards low so that you're not disappointed I bet.
ElspethTirel ago
The conspiracy is that either:
A) People have been pretending a little girl was shot in the head / dead and wasn't.
or
B) She was shot in the head and given medical services that aren't available to regular people which resulted in her recovery.
RedditIsPropaganda23 ago
Occam's razor says case 'A' is correct.
McBitches ago
Agreed.
jerry ago
Why would a random 14 year old girl receive some kind of awesome future medical treatment? Its far more likely the bullet didn't rip through her brain. She was in a coma probably due to the swelling of the blood in her brain cavity. (Assuming the bullet went into the brain's little dark area without actually hitting the brain itself)
ElspethTirel ago
"Mr Kopf grilled Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders on gun control at the televised presidential debate last Sunday."
jerry ago
Then the conspiracy is that someone tried to kill her over politics..