How the FUCK are we still being forced to pretend we're in a God damned fucking pandemic? I can't go to the first ultrasound with my pregnant wife and see my baby with her for the first time. (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by Wartimepope

God. This fucking dog and pony show has gone off long fucking enough. I can't go visit my elderly alzheimers mother in the nursing home. I wasn't able to go say bye one last time to my grandma last month because cOvId. She was like 2 hours from death and youre worried about her getting covid? fucking brain dead twats. This entire thing is about destroying family and family owned buisness. God. There's some people I would LOVE to play mine craft with but they're fortunate I'm focused on building a family right now

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Apathy ago

In the last 6 months of shutdown, EVERYONE EVERYWHERE has been wearing a mask. I have yet to see ANYONE cough in that time. I have seen more sick people in a week during flu season, than in the entire last 6 months. Yet I'm supposed to wear a mask, like everyone else, because they help stop the spread of disease, when you're coughing. This is like forcing everyone to wear a condom, because casual sex is a thing. Except in this case, casual sex is an actual thing.

Herbert666Marcuse ago

Actually, it's not like casual sex, because Pope Anthonius Faucizius the Pious made an explicit exemption for casual sex:

https://www.bing.com/search?q=%2B"tinder"+%2B"fauci"

PygmyGoat ago

Wait a minute, I thought it was Canada that was making the exemption and stated that everyone should just use glory holes.