How the FUCK are we still being forced to pretend we're in a God damned fucking pandemic? I can't go to the first ultrasound with my pregnant wife and see my baby with her for the first time. (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by Wartimepope

God. This fucking dog and pony show has gone off long fucking enough. I can't go visit my elderly alzheimers mother in the nursing home. I wasn't able to go say bye one last time to my grandma last month because cOvId. She was like 2 hours from death and youre worried about her getting covid? fucking brain dead twats. This entire thing is about destroying family and family owned buisness. God. There's some people I would LOVE to play mine craft with but they're fortunate I'm focused on building a family right now

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Apathy ago

In the last 6 months of shutdown, EVERYONE EVERYWHERE has been wearing a mask. I have yet to see ANYONE cough in that time. I have seen more sick people in a week during flu season, than in the entire last 6 months. Yet I'm supposed to wear a mask, like everyone else, because they help stop the spread of disease, when you're coughing. This is like forcing everyone to wear a condom, because casual sex is a thing. Except in this case, casual sex is an actual thing.

jimibulgin ago

EVERYONE EVERYWHERE has been wearing a mask. I have yet to see ANYONE cough in that time.

See? It's working!!!

i_scream_trucks ago

i teach first aid. thats my job. we are exempt. ive had one single solitary person i have had to ask to go grab a glass of water and come back because he went into coughing fits and i had to say something about it lest get ripped into by some cunt jumping on facebook and telling the world i was making everyone sick. Thats it. Ive not been sick once - what i have done since day one, was tell my students to make sure they drink lots of indian tonic water, orange juice, and a multivitamin with zinc and selenium. some of them have ignored it, but many have asked why - tonic water has quinine (whats HCQ stand for? Vitamin C from your OJ which is good for you anyway, and part of the therapeutic treatments of covid is fuckin zinc. Guess what fauci was loose lipped and said he has plenty of? multivitamin with C and D... despite the WHO not liking people who say 'drink orange juice'

bonghits4jeebus ago

That's true. Me too. I guess it's Summer so no one has a cold.

Herbert666Marcuse ago

Actually, it's not like casual sex, because Pope Anthonius Faucizius the Pious made an explicit exemption for casual sex:

https://www.bing.com/search?q=%2B"tinder"+%2B"fauci"

PygmyGoat ago

Wait a minute, I thought it was Canada that was making the exemption and stated that everyone should just use glory holes.