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i_scream_trucks ago

"Is that a telescope i see there son?"

"Ah no sir, its a rifle scope, i was hunting for yeti"

"I dont see a rifle there"

"You took it last week sir"

"Why is it aimed at the sky?"

"Im drunk sir"

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

ARRESTED FOR DRUNK IN PUBLIC

i_scream_trucks ago

but avoided a fine for not buying a permit for looking at the sky.

a pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless.

take THAT THE MAN!