State Forces Citizens to Pay for 'Stargazing Permit' to View Night Sky in Public Parks-Yes, Really (thefreethoughtproject.com)
submitted 5.3 years ago by madmalloy
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i_scream_trucks 5.3 years ago
"Is that a telescope i see there son?"
"Ah no sir, its a rifle scope, i was hunting for yeti"
"I dont see a rifle there"
"You took it last week sir"
"Why is it aimed at the sky?"
"Im drunk sir"
rndmvar 5.3 years ago
"Why is it aimed at the sky?" "Having found no yetis on the ground, I'm wondering if they can fly."
"Having found no yetis on the ground, I'm wondering if they can fly."
Correct answer.
RageAgainstTheAmish 5.3 years ago
ARRESTED FOR DRUNK IN PUBLIC
but avoided a fine for not buying a permit for looking at the sky.
a pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless.
take THAT THE MAN!
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i_scream_trucks ago
"Is that a telescope i see there son?"
"Ah no sir, its a rifle scope, i was hunting for yeti"
"I dont see a rifle there"
"You took it last week sir"
"Why is it aimed at the sky?"
"Im drunk sir"
rndmvar ago
i_scream_trucks ago
Correct answer.
RageAgainstTheAmish ago
ARRESTED FOR DRUNK IN PUBLIC
i_scream_trucks ago
but avoided a fine for not buying a permit for looking at the sky.
a pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless.
take THAT THE MAN!