Have you noticed that characters like Scrooge McDuck, Gladstone Gander or Goofy are singles? This is teaching children that if you want to be rich, lucky, or are just a moron, you must be single. As the matter of fact, only normal characters like Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse have a fiancee. Also, all the coupled characters have nephews, but nobody knows why. But the most fucked up characters are the Smurfs. In the whole Smurf's village there is only one female Smurf. It looks like all these characters were conceived by a schizophrenic mind. This absurdity really pissed me off, when I got older.