Have you noticed that characters like Scrooge McDuck, Gladstone Gander or Goofy are singles? This is teaching children that if you want to be rich, lucky, or are just a moron, you must be single. As the matter of fact, only normal characters like Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse have a fiancee. Also, all the coupled characters have nephews, but nobody knows why. But the most fucked up characters are the Smurfs. In the whole Smurf's village there is only one female Smurf. It looks like all these characters were conceived by a schizophrenic mind. This absurdity really pissed me off, when I got older.
LotharVonRichthofen ago
Not sure if it affects the argument one way or the other, but the Smurfs were originally all male. Smurfette is essentially a golem. Gargamel made her out of clay and used magic to give her life, in order to sow discord among the smurfs.
Conspirologist ago
Only a pervert can come up with this idea.
stomp442 ago
Obviously Smurfette was a who-re.
Horrux ago
Actually if you want the MORE weird part is that children have so-called "imaginary" friends, which are entities that grown ups learn to not see. These entities are "negative-light" meaning they eat light and destroy it. One of the ways they do this is through their eyes which are huge and dark, and suck the light out of... life.
Cartoons with their huge black pupils, are there to show children how "harmless" these monsters are. And they are NOT. These monsters, now legitimized by the image box, go on to take over these children's lives.
If you wonder why you are lost, this is why. They are programming on this deep level too. And the forces this represents thoroughly own (((them))).
BoraxTheFungarian ago
I never considwred this angle. So true. Destruction of the family.
Barfin ago
i think scrooge boned magica despell
Steelerfish ago
That’s why robot chicken is priceless
bcboncs ago
Seth Green... of all people... you prefer his work?
Jayjayflo ago
Greatness.
Simpleusername ago
Children can entertain themselves. Cartoons are a bad babysitter and you are a failure as a parent if you allow any technology prior to 12.
Barfin ago
oh shit you just blew my mind
ardvarcus ago
The people who make this garbage don't want to show happy, functional family units. They've reached a place of evil where they actually hate the family, hate normal marriage, and for that matter hate the concept of having children. They are literally Satanic, even though they don't realize it themselves.
MayaMatrix ago
This is very important to remember. These people truly believe they're the good guys and that all of this is for the greater good.
Equilateral ago
i think that is not true the more i see they know theyre fucked up