"Hey wiretap with camera dont look now im going to walk past you naked. So dont look. Are you not looking? Good, dont look. Because im naked. And i dont want my internet connected always on camera that sends stuff to the internet to look at me and send stuff to the internet. Because im naked. So dont look at me autonomous wiretap."
But now I just have to tell my TV what to do, instead of pushing a button! THAT'S SO FUCKING MINDBLOWINGLY COOL. You get to feel like a king and arrogantly boss your electronics around! HOW COOL IS THAT? OKAY GOOGLE, GET ME A HOOKER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i_scream_trucks ago
"Hey wiretap with camera dont look now im going to walk past you naked. So dont look. Are you not looking? Good, dont look. Because im naked. And i dont want my internet connected always on camera that sends stuff to the internet to look at me and send stuff to the internet. Because im naked. So dont look at me autonomous wiretap."
TwitterBannedIt ago
This television may record audio to better "provide services".
TheTrigger ago
But now I just have to tell my TV what to do, instead of pushing a button! THAT'S SO FUCKING MINDBLOWINGLY COOL. You get to feel like a king and arrogantly boss your electronics around! HOW COOL IS THAT? OKAY GOOGLE, GET ME A HOOKER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
QuickMafs ago
Too late they already gave it your address
TwitterBannedIt ago
If it wasn't a tranny, wouldn't sound too bad.
The dongs a dealbreaker tho.
QuickMafs ago
A Somali? Are you kidding? I don’t don’t want those things anywhere near my neighboring countries nevermind in my house
TwitterBannedIt ago
I'm still more concerned about the dong.
QuickMafs ago
Look as long as it looks like a girl it having a dick is still better than it being a nigger